"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Up close and personal alligator photos... which one?

diablo

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Here's a few I took today. Don't worry, I'll still post some (human) female shots in a few days... I haven't taken a break, I've just gotten too busy to post everything online. In any case, let me know which of these you think is the best. Two different gators, and one was a complete b*tch. The little guy thought he was all that and decided to jump at me. I had a short telephoto lens but I was still about 6 feet away when he decided to go for it. Sure, he got 2 feet in the air and 3 feet forward, but that was way too close for me - so I backed way, way off. He might be small but I think those teeth would hurt...

http://www.jbspencer.com/hugme.jpg
http://www.jbspencer.com/imcuddly.jpg
http://www.jbspencer.com/whome.jpg
http://www.jbspencer.com/comingatya.jpg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Oxide

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3rd and 1st.

that is one dirty, dirty gator.


Now, BRING ONE THE WOMEN.
 

penkitten

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i think you should blow the 4th one up and hang it in your bathroom across from the commode at eye level .
 
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