"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Up close and personal alligator photos... which one?

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diablo

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Here's a few I took today. Don't worry, I'll still post some (human) female shots in a few days... I haven't taken a break, I've just gotten too busy to post everything online. In any case, let me know which of these you think is the best. Two different gators, and one was a complete b*tch. The little guy thought he was all that and decided to jump at me. I had a short telephoto lens but I was still about 6 feet away when he decided to go for it. Sure, he got 2 feet in the air and 3 feet forward, but that was way too close for me - so I backed way, way off. He might be small but I think those teeth would hurt...

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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3rd and 1st.

that is one dirty, dirty gator.


Now, BRING ONE THE WOMEN.
 
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i think you should blow the 4th one up and hang it in your bathroom across from the commode at eye level .
 
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