"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Up all night to get lucky!

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Right, i don't know much about this subject hence me mentioning it!

Apparently women are most horny in the middle of the month.
"Days 13, 14, 15 potential days for fireworks, days 16 to 23 when desire cools down"

The same article also said from day 23 onwards probably best to not try for sex & just give her a massage in the bath or something HaHa

So my thinking is that it's a good time to try for sex with her from say the 6th day of the month up to the 16th

I wonder if from day 23 that's when she is moody what they call "that time of the month" lol.

I have a friday & saturday night dates lined up this weekend & the only thing I'm after with these women is sex so am i wasting my time at this time of month? Common sense would tell me that they would still be down to fu*k regardless what time of the month it is if i work it right?

Like i say i have a rough idea as to the time of month when women are horny.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oh wow, do you think that means women are all having their periods according what day of the actual calendar month it is?????

This means day 13, 14, 15 of a woman's monthly OVULATORY CYCLE, not the days of the calendar month. Geezus.
 

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this type of planning around her cycle can be applicable to an LTR, but i think does not really apply for plates.
 

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Thanks a lot. I could of caused some damage thinking like that LOL.

Heres me thinking that the girl I'm seeing aint horny at this time of month.
Glad i got that one cleared up although i was/am planning on buying a book on the subject.
 

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Rainman4707 said:
Thanks a lot. I could of caused some damage thinking like that LOL.

Heres me thinking that the girl I'm seeing aint horny at this time of month.
Glad i got that one cleared up although i was/am planning on buying a book on the subject.
The day her period (i.e. bleeding) starts is considered day 1. That's the beginning of the monthly "clock." It has nothing to do with the first of the calendar month.

Oh well. At least you had a cool thread title. That song rocks :).
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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LMAO!!! I almost pissed my pants...are you 14 or something?
 

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Ha. I crack myself up sometimes :crackup:
 
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