"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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These are all great stories, it seems like most of these are with people that are in relationships already where there is already sex going. Apathetic Nerd seems the only story where he f-closed a random stranger on a bus. Is there any other stories involving f-close of a random stranger in an unusual or public area?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Actually ya now that I look at it it does seem like everyone is in a relationship lol. What I'm trying to do is get a stranger to fck in a changin room! I think it would be pretty cool ala 'Bad Santa" lol.
 
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j0n024 said:
Actually ya now that I look at it it does seem like everyone is in a relationship lol. What I'm trying to do is get a stranger to fck in a changin room! I think it would be pretty cool ala 'Bad Santa" lol.
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Gives me a brainstorm for a new poll thread. Thanks.
 
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whoops, other part of the story was that when I was fingering her in the car with her parents right there, her sister was on the side and I was talking with them about what college would be better to go to. :rockon:

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