"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Unusual places for sex.

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These are all great stories, it seems like most of these are with people that are in relationships already where there is already sex going. Apathetic Nerd seems the only story where he f-closed a random stranger on a bus. Is there any other stories involving f-close of a random stranger in an unusual or public area?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Actually ya now that I look at it it does seem like everyone is in a relationship lol. What I'm trying to do is get a stranger to fck in a changin room! I think it would be pretty cool ala 'Bad Santa" lol.
 
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j0n024 said:
Actually ya now that I look at it it does seem like everyone is in a relationship lol. What I'm trying to do is get a stranger to fck in a changin room! I think it would be pretty cool ala 'Bad Santa" lol.
Gives me a brainstorm for a new poll thread. Thanks.
 

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whoops, other part of the story was that when I was fingering her in the car with her parents right there, her sister was on the side and I was talking with them about what college would be better to go to. :rockon:

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