"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Unusual places for sex.

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....yeah, I'm talking about sitting down, and going at it on doggie-style position (hopefully the train car is half empty) and I'm thinking is can you f-close a girl like that you've just meet on the train or agree to go on the train?

I see people bragging on here about how many conquests and exploits they have - but what are the most extreme places that you have actually had sex that would add to the rush?

This sort of stuff just exists in my mind I guess - I posted a thread earlier about office-cubical sex, then there is going into a change-room, or train ride.

So, I'm thinking - do women get turned on by doing stuff in very unusual place - I suppose if a passanger or conductor were to walk in while that was occuring then people would get in serious trouble.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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you are going to hell!
Yes girls love anything naughty.
 
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Apathetic Nerd said:
I got head on a Greyhound. Met her in Pheonix AZ, said bye 4 hours later in Riverside CA.
Ahem. If this was a random stranger you chatted up on the bus, you have got to post a LAY report for this. So you meet her on the Greyhound bus stop in PHeonix AZ, did your game, f-closed her on the bus, and parted at the Riverside CA stop. Was there any passangers in the vicinity? Did the bus driver know?
 

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I doubt the bus driver was paying attention.

I was coming from Tulsa OK and there was a layover in Pheonix. This is around 3 in the morning mind you.

I saw her eyeing me and when I got on the bus I took the window seat and she asked if the other seat was taken. I looked behind her at some guy I had been talking to who was paying attention to our interaction and said 'no'. She sat and I asked her questions to keep her talking.

About half an hour later she ran out of breath and asked me what I was thinking about. I smiled and said "I don't know if you'd be into it." She insisted. I said that I could tell she liked me but that we probably wouldn't see each other again. She asked what I had in mind and I paused and then went for a kiss. She was into it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Wow. Is this site dead. People may brag about exploits and conquests with girls - but nothing about unusual places. I made a sister thread on enotalone to get stories and I heard like quite a number of stories including astronaughts doing it in space. I'm putting the link here:

http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1995653

What's with you guys, why is this thread dead all of a sudden, what happened to the bragging stick -- a nerd alias of all people could just reply to this and an apathetic nerd at that, what a joke - where are all the big stories?
 

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well I don't have Amazing glorious stories to post... yet... other then your average car sex outside the bar, or hand job on the dancefloor type of thing.

But I do know of quite a few Elite gamers who have pretty much all joined the mile-high-club and sorts.. and I remember one has a story about doing it with a girl he met on a train... but I forget who that was.
Its definitely possible... depends on your skill... or if you got really lucky.

I doubt there are many or atleast Very very few people here left on the forums that have pulled anything Great!

I'm still looking for my threesome with two models :cool:
 

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Chill Luke, you just made the thread a day or so ago. Give people a chance. All the real players don't get online everyday, you know.

As for if girls get turned on by this kinda thing, I think it depends on the girl. Some girls are shy enough that its hard for them just to be alone with you for normal sex. I'm sure they'd never think about public places. I say, forget girls like that, lol.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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- fingered my ex-gf's car with her parents in the front seat.
- shale pit
- bl0wjob at playground
- handjob at golf course green during the night
- ex-gf's sister's bed
- back country roads
- handjob and fingered my ex=girlfriend in a jacuzzi with the top members of the nonprofit organization that I was working with.
- and some other places that are escaping me at the moment.

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haha nice one fingering your girl while her parents were in the front!

I got my girl to do some crazy stuff but she is really shy and is scared most of the time but funny thing is she keeps agreeing! This is what I have agreed her to do and I still have more still in my crazy horny mind that I havent though of yet!
In order:
Fingered her and she gave head at carnival on ferris wheel.
Fvcked her while fishing(well not fishing it was one of those things with the duck boat and sh1t cant remember it was for Anniversary and there were other couples but it was at night)
Got a 3 way with her friend and at her friends house while her friends AFC BF was asleep in other room.
Fingered her at Thanksgiving table with whole family there(got a little tounge action going on her when they were saying grace, ps: I felt bad and stopped after the 3rd lick lol)
And that's about it for now what is funny though is I havent had sex in a car or swimming pool or anything like that! I am thinking of more ways to fvck her but it's hard to think of stuff lol, if you guys have any tips or anything you can think of say it I would really appreciate it lol.
 

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j0n024 said:
haha nice one fingering your girl while her parents were in the front!

I got my girl to do some crazy stuff but she is really shy and is scared most of the time but funny thing is she keeps agreeing! This is what I have agreed her to do and I still have more still in my crazy horny mind that I havent though of yet!
In order:
Fingered her and she gave head at carnival on ferris wheel.
Fvcked her while fishing(well not fishing it was one of those things with the duck boat and sh1t cant remember it was for Anniversary and there were other couples but it was at night)
Got a 3 way with her friend and at her friends house while her friends AFC BF was asleep in other room.
Fingered her at Thanksgiving table with whole family there(got a little tounge action going on her when they were saying grace, ps: I felt bad and stopped after the 3rd lick lol)
And that's about it for now what is funny though is I havent had sex in a car or swimming pool or anything like that! I am thinking of more ways to fvck her but it's hard to think of stuff lol, if you guys have any tips or anything you can think of say it I would really appreciate it lol.
haha, these are funny... I think car sex wouldn't be as memorable as these, unless the cops come and you get a flashlight in the face
 

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haha, these are funny... I think car sex wouldn't be as memorable as these, unless the cops come and you get a flashlight in the face
whoops... last night...

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haha, these are funny... I think car sex wouldn't be as memorable as these, unless the cops come and you get a flashlight in the face
That reminds me of a time i fvcked a girl at my school. It was like 3am and a cop pulls up to my car and shine's the spot light on us. We just got through smokin bud and scrambling to put are clothes on!! :crackup:

Me: (rolling down window)
Cop: What are you guys doing?
Me: Oh, just hanging out with my girlfriend....
Cop: You cannot be on school grounds this late at night. So, I'll have to ask you two to leave.
Me: Ok, sorry officer.

So, what could of been a disaster for me turned out good!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've already addressed this.
 

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did it on the 50 yard line of my high school football field that I played a game on the night before... At the time it felt very cool for me... except we got eaten alive by mosquitoes.
 

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j0n024 said:
haha nice one fingering your girl while her parents were in the front!

I got my girl to do some crazy stuff but she is really shy and is scared most of the time but funny thing is she keeps agreeing! This is what I have agreed her to do and I still have more still in my crazy horny mind that I havent though of yet!
In order:
Fingered her and she gave head at carnival on ferris wheel.
Fvcked her while fishing(well not fishing it was one of those things with the duck boat and sh1t cant remember it was for Anniversary and there were other couples but it was at night)
Got a 3 way with her friend and at her friends house while her friends AFC BF was asleep in other room.
Fingered her at Thanksgiving table with whole family there(got a little tounge action going on her when they were saying grace, ps: I felt bad and stopped after the 3rd lick lol)
And that's about it for now what is funny though is I havent had sex in a car or swimming pool or anything like that! I am thinking of more ways to fvck her but it's hard to think of stuff lol, if you guys have any tips or anything you can think of say it I would really appreciate it lol.
hahaha, at the thanksgiving dinner table???? Will you ever be as thankful as that day? haha, some wedding crashers stuff right there!

Yeah you gotta try it in the pool. Ive done it in pools, jacuzzis... it adds an extra element, because every time you push in, all the water in her pushes out with force, good times!

....Your stories remind me once I was with an ex, and she was staying at her grandparents house. she didnt have her own room just slept on the couch. Anyhow everyone went to bed and so I threw a blanket over us and was fvcking her while the TV was on. Then her grandma woke up and came in and said she couldn't sleep, she sat down on the couch right next to us and started watching the TV, The blanket was covering us and looked like we were just cuddling, so I kept going. My ex kept trying to stop me by pinching me and stuff hahaha.. I didn't stop.. I finished!!! With the granny literally 5 feet away.
 

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fvcked on a park bench late at night
fingered her in class
licked her puss onces in a movie, and fingered her for a while. the kid 4 seats down moved. lol

i WANT to fvck in my schools are-building on a classroom table, but their putting cameras in after winter break...gotta do work lol.
and i wanna fvck on the roof of my dorm, if i get some lock cutters i could...but I'd have to explain why the chain was cut.
 

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Randallpink83 said:
hahaha, at the thanksgiving dinner table???? Will you ever be as thankful as that day? haha, some wedding crashers stuff right there!

Yeah you gotta try it in the pool. Ive done it in pools, jacuzzis... it adds an extra element, because every time you push in, all the water in her pushes out with force, good times!

....Your stories remind me once I was with an ex, and she was staying at her grandparents house. she didnt have her own room just slept on the couch. Anyhow everyone went to bed and so I threw a blanket over us and was fvcking her while the TV was on. Then her grandma woke up and came in and said she couldn't sleep, she sat down on the couch right next to us and started watching the TV, The blanket was covering us and looked like we were just cuddling, so I kept going. My ex kept trying to stop me by pinching me and stuff hahaha.. I didn't stop.. I finished!!! With the granny literally 5 feet away.
HAHA ya I wont be as thankful except the time on Christmas where she wore only a bow and said she was the present(first christmas 2gethor). I gotta try that sometime the pool I mean and that is crazy the grandma just 5feet away lol what if she got cold and wanted to get between you 2!!! LOL Some milf action lol
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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