"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Untamed bushes.

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hahahaha. This is the greatest thread! I noticed a shift over the last decade or so to girls going bald. I'm older, so I like a patch of hair there and usually have my girls grow a little something after we get to know each other a little bit. They always comply and end up liking that little patch.

As to the psychology of it all: I think you sort of get imprinted with whatever your first sexual experiences are. If you looked at your first playboys in the 70s with the awesome hairy bushes or your first ***** in high school in 1986 was fuzzy, you tend to get into that always. If you cut your teeth on bald ******s, then you tend to get turned on by that. Just a theory...
 

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as long as the thing is dripping and aching for a good pounding I don't care if she is nice and clean shaven or still has a bit of a winter coat on.
 

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Have you guys noticed that the farther away you are from the girl, the more attractive the bush is, up to a point?

For me, when you start getting close-up, the thrill rapidly decreases. I still like it, but it's at it's most attractive when you're taking her entire body in.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Have you guys noticed that the farther away you are from the girl, the more attractive the bush is, up to a point?

For me, when you start getting close-up, the thrill rapidly decreases. I still like it, but it's at it's most attractive when you're taking her entire body in.
There's a term I haven't heard in a while which is "gash." But a dripping gash is still all goood..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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We need a poll!

[] Hitler Moustache
[] Landing Strip
[] Wood Floor
[] Sasquatch's Revenge
 

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on a side note my ex got the nickname "chopper" as in Chopper read
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_Read
because one day when she shaved *she was always clean shaven* she missed a bit right above her pvssy that sat perfectly like a chopper mustache... so inevitably she got the nickname chopper for her pustache :D man I wish I got a pic
 
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