"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Untamed bushes.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hahahaha. This is the greatest thread! I noticed a shift over the last decade or so to girls going bald. I'm older, so I like a patch of hair there and usually have my girls grow a little something after we get to know each other a little bit. They always comply and end up liking that little patch.

As to the psychology of it all: I think you sort of get imprinted with whatever your first sexual experiences are. If you looked at your first playboys in the 70s with the awesome hairy bushes or your first ***** in high school in 1986 was fuzzy, you tend to get into that always. If you cut your teeth on bald ******s, then you tend to get turned on by that. Just a theory...
 

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as long as the thing is dripping and aching for a good pounding I don't care if she is nice and clean shaven or still has a bit of a winter coat on.
 

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Have you guys noticed that the farther away you are from the girl, the more attractive the bush is, up to a point?

For me, when you start getting close-up, the thrill rapidly decreases. I still like it, but it's at it's most attractive when you're taking her entire body in.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Have you guys noticed that the farther away you are from the girl, the more attractive the bush is, up to a point?

For me, when you start getting close-up, the thrill rapidly decreases. I still like it, but it's at it's most attractive when you're taking her entire body in.
There's a term I haven't heard in a while which is "gash." But a dripping gash is still all goood..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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We need a poll!

[] Hitler Moustache
[] Landing Strip
[] Wood Floor
[] Sasquatch's Revenge
 

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on a side note my ex got the nickname "chopper" as in Chopper read
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_Read
because one day when she shaved *she was always clean shaven* she missed a bit right above her pvssy that sat perfectly like a chopper mustache... so inevitably she got the nickname chopper for her pustache :D man I wish I got a pic
 
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