Universal Warning: Women with CATS [Merged Threads]

[fan27]

When I was in junior high, a friend of mine had a miniature noose attached to the handle bars of his bike for the sole purpose of killing cats. I don't know if he ever did kill any, but it was pretty darn funny.

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

I remember having a bad ass black cat a year ago. His name was Satan. And I didn't have him to look like a c*nt. He never tried to impress me or kiss my ass like a dog does(dogs are awesome too). And sometimes it would bring me gifts(birds and other dead animals) and I thought it was cool.

 

[seloifter]

you gotta be fvckin kidding me....

Im a bit of a feminist and can get along just fine without men. My cat is better company. If you question it,,,,,then i'm nexting you. Therefore I am in control. If you like these cats it means you'll put up ANYTHING ELSE

seriously..... that is so friggin ridiculous.
since when does having a fvckin pet make someone a feminist? IT'S JUST A GOD DAMN PET! IT'S NOT A VIBRATING DOUBLE-SIDED DILDO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Yes, it IS possible for a woman to enjoy the company of animals, particularly cats - since cats require far less attention, yet can still make great companions - AND enjoy the company of men. Shocker, I realize, but it's true.

You're overanalyzing this shyt wayyyyy too much. Don't fvckin worry about it.

 

[Derek Flint]

I guess some people are too insecure to date women with Cats.

 

[Derek Flint]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
You don't need cats to keep the rodent population down.

You need to get rid of, whatever is attracting the rodents.

Yes, I agree getting along with a girls cat or any pet for that matter will score you big points with her.

Common field mice are going to be around regardless.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Derek Flint
I guess some people are too insecure to date women with Cats.

Or lacking the personality to be liked by cats. Go figure....

 

[MetalFortress]

Re: CAT LOVING guys secretly CONTROLLED/feminized by WOMEN.

Originally posted by NeverFear
I cant believe the response in support of cats.


Have you lost your mind? Women with cat...(s) are making a statement:

Im a bit of a feminist and can get along just fine without men. My cat is better company. If you question it,,,,,then i'm nexting you. Therefore I am in control. If you like these cats it means you'll put up ANYTHING ELSE

Ironically, many of us can probably learn more about being a DJ from a cat than from you. Lighten up.

 

[Knicknack]

I'm with NeverFear. I can't believe you symps who cherish those little sh|ts that you call cats. i have known 6 women with cats and all these women had something terribly wrong with their demeanor. most of them were femi-nazi's who secretely hated men. some were just straight up crazy. all owned a cat or more.

cats DO represent a girl's personality. you can't get around this FACT. they want that little sh|t around cause it offers them TLC without the "headache" of a man.

to all the guys that openly admit to liking and god forbid owning a cat: you are whipped by women and have small balls. throw that cat away and grow a pair of man-sized balls. you don't want some stupid animal gracefully walking around your house only letting you pet it when IT feels like it. at least get a dog that will come to you when you say its name.

guys that own cats do so because they get the excitement of dating a woman but don't have to spend the time or money. they get the fun of playing their worthless games, but the only payoff is gently stroking a furry piece of sh|t.

 

[Derek Flint]

So owning a Cat makes one AFC?

LOL! Some of you have *no* idea what being a DJ is.

Imagine that: someone feeling threatened by a woman owning a Cat.
What a Mack. LOL!

BTW, my Cat Fights, F**** and Hunts, which is probably a lot more than some of you on this thread do.

 

[JustDoItAlways]

The Red Flag on cats has more to do with how many cats does she have.

I think 1 cat or 2 cats is no flag at all. More than that and she is a psycho which should be avoided.

One of my Exs adopted 4 cats and 1 dog that she found on the street. She didn't really give a sh1t about these animals and ended up foisting them on her mother when she moved to a new place. Yes, she was scary nut-job which took a while to really figure out. If I had paid more attention earlier, like the above nutiness, would have saved me some grief.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by Ded_Skin_Mask13
I remember having a bad ass black cat a year ago. His name was Satan. And sometimes it would bring me gifts(birds and other dead animals) and I thought it was cool.

You thought it was cool that your cat killed stuff. How would you like it if somebody killed your cat and brought it to you?

The thing cat owners don't understand if your cat was large enough or you were small enough it would eventually kill your a$$. Cats are natural born killers they don't love you they don't give a shiit about you if you died tomorrow.
Their part of the same family as tigers. household cats would do the same shiit to you, just like tigers if they were big enough.

Another thing cats like to do is torture their prey. They like to play with it and give it a slow painful death. How would you like a slow painful death?

The least you can do is keep your cat indoors so it doesn't spend all day killing shiit. Be responsible you stupid ignorant cat owners who let their cats outside to kill fuucking baby rabbits. I've seen these fucckers skin these babies alive. Nasty ruthless fuccking cats that they are.

And yeah Satan is a perfect name for an outdoor cat.

There's going to be an uprising in the next 10 years, a revolution if you will, a rebellion against people who let their cats roam free. You watch, it's going to be open season on those fucckers.

People are going to be allowed to bag 10 cats during the hunt. To clean up the streets, to get the strays out of the woods and to force homeowners into keeping those fuccking felines indoors.

www.abcbirds.org/cats/

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

Some of you really need to put the crack pipe down and get some help....

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Some of you really need to put the crack pipe down and get some help....

Cbear,
You need to put the crack pipe down and go outside an find your fuccking cat before it rips the throat open of another chipmunk.

 

[Derek Flint]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
You thought it was cool that your cat killed stuff. How would you like it if somebody killed your cat and brought it to you?

The thing cat owners don't understand if your cat was large enough or you were small enough it would eventually kill your a$$. Cats are natural born killers they don't love you they don't give a shiit about you if you died tomorrow.
Their part of the same family as tigers. household cats would do the same shiit to you, just like tigers if they were big enough.

Another thing cats like to do is torture their prey. They like to play with it and give it a slow painful death. How would you like a slow painful death?

The least you can do is keep your cat indoors so it doesn't spend all day killing shiit. Be responsible you stupid ignorant cat owners who let their cats outside to kill fuucking baby rabbits. I've seen these fucckers skin these babies alive. Nasty ruthless fuccking cats that they are.

And yeah Satan is a perfect name for an outdoor cat.

There's going to be an uprising in the next 10 years, a revolution if you will, a rebellion against people who let their cats roam free. You watch, it's going to be open season on those fucckers.

People are going to be allowed to bag 10 cats during the hunt. To clean up the streets, to get the strays out of the woods and to force homeowners into keeping those fuccking felines indoors.

www.abcbirds.org/cats/

Whoa!! Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

 

[Helter Skelter]

I don't have a tampon Flintstone, but your going to need one to wipe the blood off your ***** cats mouth when the fuuckface comes home tonight

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Cbear,
You need to put the crack pipe down and go outside an find your fuccking cat before it rips the throat open of another chipmunk.

Lmao!...Jesus, it aint that serious, cause im dying of laughter over here.....As far as cats killing things, its the way of the wild...Animals are gonna kill each other regardless...Besides, my cats only kill the bugs in the house, espically the crickets, I fukking hate those things....Why do you hate cats so much anyway?...Fall back, cause im not even trying to do this internet-battling-h0e sh1t...

 

[Derek Flint]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
I don't have a tampon Flintstone, but your going to need one to wipe the blood off your ***** cats mouth when the fuuckface comes home tonight

Cue music from the movie "Psycho"

 

[seloifter]

lol helter..... that totally cracks me up.

Your theory that "if the cat were bigger than you, it would kill you" is totally fvkced up. Cats don't just kill anything smaller than them. If you believe they do, then I ask you this: what about their kittens? Point made.
Plus, cats DO attain affection and trust for their masters/companions. For instance, when a cat sits with its front paws curled inward, or lies on its side all relaxed-like, it's displaying the utmost trust for you: leaving itself in very vulnerable positions.
So enough of this "cats are horrible murderers" crap.

And about your detail that cats torture their prey. Not quite. They play with their food, true, but most of the time, they've killed it first. Every now and then the animal will have survived, and must endure getting batted around for a while [which btw, has actually saved some animals that would ahve otherwise been dead], but most of the time, it's more of a post-kill celebration.

In Israel there is a campaign to minimize the cat population. Go complain there.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
.As far as cats killing things, its the way of the wild...Animals are gonna kill each other regardless./B]

WRONG!!!!!!!

Cats are domestic creatures introduced in this country by man.
As the human population grows so does the cat population.
Many speices of birds inparticular have become extinct due to cat predation.

This is a growing problem and is only going to get worse if humans aren't more responsible with their feline friends.

Cats are not part of our natural ecosystem which has caused massive destruction to our native wildlife.

In case you don't know what extinct means GONE, NEVER COMING BACK, CEASE TO EXIST ANY LONGER.

Thanks pussies

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by seloifter


Your theory that "if the cat were bigger than you, it would kill you" is totally fvkced up. Cats don't just kill anything smaller than them. If you believe they do, then I ask you this: what about their kittens? Point made.

This is the dumbest analogy I have ever read.

What animal kills thier own babies?
Sharks and Killer Whales don't even do that.

Cats would kill you if they were large enough.
You don't understand, a cats natural instinct is to kill, it can't help it.
It doesn't have feelings or concern for it's prey.
With the exception of some sick human beings, cats are the only animal on earth that kills for pleasure.