I have a problem alright I know alot of you say it good to get boners in front of girls and ****. Also when dancing I tend to get a boner and then usually the girl just walks away or just say why would you get a boner from dancing. So my question how do I stop with the boners.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
triple_ultima
Senior Don Juan
Welcome to puberty. The best you can do is try to cover them up and wait until they subside.
kave
Don Juan
if she ask then tell her hey ima guy and ur a girl thats what im programmed to do..and another thing u could say is well if i didnt get one then what would that tell u?
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Patrick124
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I just put it behind the waist fo my pants..hence a reason man people wear baggy pants that sag...sag=bigger waist=more room for your schlong
I danced with a girl for 3 hours[almost straight, we took a few breathers] at my homecoming. Hot as fvck. I had from the second we started dancign around 8 until 1:30 the next morning[no sex, damn.] a hardon. I assume she knew it the hole time too. Well after we danced uptil 11, we came back to my house n watched a movie[almost gto some puss, she ahd a bf at her school. I coulda seduced her, but I decided to tease ]..
She saw me adjusting myself when we sat down together to watch the movie. Laughed at me adn said "blue balls."
She knew. Didn't care one bit...I think me being turned on by her=her being turned on further by me?
Don't sweat it bro. When i get em in class and I want it to go away, I look at the ugliest chick in the class for 10 seconds and then image her giving me head for about minutes, or her masturbating[eww those saggy tits and all]. gross-out.
poof, bye mr boner.
I just put it behind the waist fo my pants..hence a reason man people wear baggy pants that sag...sag=bigger waist=more room for your schlong
I danced with a girl for 3 hours[almost straight, we took a few breathers] at my homecoming. Hot as fvck. I had from the second we started dancign around 8 until 1:30 the next morning[no sex, damn.] a hardon. I assume she knew it the hole time too. Well after we danced uptil 11, we came back to my house n watched a movie[almost gto some puss, she ahd a bf at her school. I coulda seduced her, but I decided to tease ]..
She saw me adjusting myself when we sat down together to watch the movie. Laughed at me adn said "blue balls."
She knew. Didn't care one bit...I think me being turned on by her=her being turned on further by me?
Don't sweat it bro. When i get em in class and I want it to go away, I look at the ugliest chick in the class for 10 seconds and then image her giving me head for about minutes, or her masturbating[eww those saggy tits and all]. gross-out.
poof, bye mr boner.
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People who sag their pants have nothing to do with owning a big schlong. Saggy pants is a fad that started with people not being allowed to wear belts in jails, so their pants would sag. I don't think you should change your style just because you get turned on by girls.
Just learn to deal with it, it's natural to get a hardon when you see something that turns you on. The older you get, the easier it is for them to subdue, so just quit worrying about it, it's nature.
Just learn to deal with it, it's natural to get a hardon when you see something that turns you on. The older you get, the easier it is for them to subdue, so just quit worrying about it, it's nature.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
lmao.....jacking off in class. What kind of kid does that? Can't he wait?
Er....right, well I just stick it down a pant leg and read or something. I can get them to go down pretty fast. Now, if a girl with her nipples sticking out at me....that might be a little hard. I've done it though. Stare into their eyes. Plus, we're only guys, it's natural.
You should be worried if you DON'T get boners around a hottie.
Er....right, well I just stick it down a pant leg and read or something. I can get them to go down pretty fast. Now, if a girl with her nipples sticking out at me....that might be a little hard. I've done it though. Stare into their eyes. Plus, we're only guys, it's natural.
You should be worried if you DON'T get boners around a hottie.
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The more you are comfortable with what you consider sexual... the less sexual it becomes... and the erections go away.
You'll want the erections back, though... eventually.
You'll want the erections back, though... eventually.
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Hmm that used to be more of a problem like 7th and eith grade for me in which case i just tucked it up between my pants waist (wouldnt have worked if i didnt have a shirt on lmao)
Now at school it seems to take a little more than me just to look a perky hot girl or if i see up a short skirt. Yea as far as dancing goes i bet almost everyone gets one while they are grinding some chick and id say its probably a good thing. If the chick is going to run away from you when she notices your hard then either 1. She is afraid of sex in which case you wont get any anyway or 2. she doesnt like you. Would you leave a hot chick because you found out she was getting wet while you were dacing with her? =)
Now at school it seems to take a little more than me just to look a perky hot girl or if i see up a short skirt. Yea as far as dancing goes i bet almost everyone gets one while they are grinding some chick and id say its probably a good thing. If the chick is going to run away from you when she notices your hard then either 1. She is afraid of sex in which case you wont get any anyway or 2. she doesnt like you. Would you leave a hot chick because you found out she was getting wet while you were dacing with her? =)
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
enjoy it while you can. you're gonna miss it in about 50 years.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
yea youre 15, so yea chances are you get a lot of boners....dont wear boxers and baggy pants, oh no with that combination its gonna pop right up.... you can wear the baggy pants, but try to wear underwear thats tight.... maybe that can keep it down a little.