"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ummm... another inexperienced girl lol

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Ok, I have been dating this girl 3 1/2 months and we have kissed (open mouth) like 4 times. Last night we actually made-out and I have one problem. I think I am her first REAL boyfriend. She is a grade below me, and they aren't exactly that mature, I doubt have the guys balls have even dropped yet ;) so I might even be her first real kiss. Ok lemme get to the point. The way she kisses... ummm she opens her mouth all the way up, and it kinda makes us slobber all over each other. Is there any way to kinda lead her? When you kiss aren't you supposed to feel when to stop, and start... it's just kinda an URGE lol... well, please help me!!!!! Any advice is great!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Smooth as Anything

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How old are you, and how old is she?
 
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DJ Alejandro

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playfully blow. in a playful way. hopefully she'll get the point.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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