"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Um sexual technique

Pathgen

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Ok so this girl that i have been having sex with on and off asked me to rub her while im penetrating her. Not an unusual request, so i do it a bit. The problem? I eventually not intentionally stop playing. So afterwards she asks next time we do this dont stop rubbing at the end.

Most other girls i have been with have either rubbed themselves or they didn't bring it up afterwards. However, i want to know what you guys do if this has ever been an issue for you. Do you guys tell her to play with herself if she wants that or do you have another method.

I want to know this cause this girl is really shy but is freaky in bed. I want her coming back for more:D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why dont you just intentionally keep rubbing her?
 

Pathgen

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Why dont you just intentionally keep rubbing her?
Im not a moron, but its like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time. Its easy to do if you concentrate. However, my experience has been i lose concentration the more stimulated i get.

Yeah I guess the best bet is to have her do it herself. I just thought it would be something that somebody has figured out. Plus it would most likely be a plus to know
 
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