"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If there was one thing you should stick in the back of your mind it is this:

There are more fish in the sea!!! Broken Hearted AFC’s around the world feast your eyes on this 411. There is no way in the world after seeing this you could ever give up or feel like you lost the only one that ever mattered to you. (Might make a good opener, that is if you don’t think you are above this kind of intellectual conversation, or because I used the phonetic combination ‘opener’)!


Population: 6,602,224,175 (July 2007 est.)

Age structure: 0-14 years: 27.4% (male 931,551,498/female 875,646,416)

15-64 years: 65.1% (male 2,174,605,518/female 2,124,494,703)

65 years and over: 7.5% (male 217,451,123/female 278,474,917) (2007 est.)

Median age: total: 28 years

male: 27.4 years

female: 28.7 years (2007 est.)

(Thanks to all the people at the friendly CIA and their effort towards the World Fact Book, Nice to know you are keeping tabs.. :cool: )

DID you see how many girls there are in this world... ?

IF that doesn't slap the stupid out your heads than nothing will.

The truth will set you free!

Don't get all wrapped up over that one girl that broke your hearts.

Glue them back together and go chat it up with the appropriate age group with in the 2,124,494,703 women out there.


* ask a girl to pick a # between 1 & 2,124,494,703 * JK:whistle:
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Note that a lot of those are under 18, ugly, sickly, handicap, etc, which leaves us with only a billion girls or so
 

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ligyron said:
Note that a lot of those are under 18, ugly, sickly, handicap, etc, which leaves us with only a billion girls or so
yes only a billion. how will we ever cope?
 

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ligyron said:
Note that a lot of those are under 18, ugly, sickly, handicap, etc, which leaves us with only a billion girls or so


Sarge 1 billion girls!! :woo:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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