"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If there was one thing you should stick in the back of your mind it is this:

There are more fish in the sea!!! Broken Hearted AFC’s around the world feast your eyes on this 411. There is no way in the world after seeing this you could ever give up or feel like you lost the only one that ever mattered to you. (Might make a good opener, that is if you don’t think you are above this kind of intellectual conversation, or because I used the phonetic combination ‘opener’)!


Population: 6,602,224,175 (July 2007 est.)

Age structure: 0-14 years: 27.4% (male 931,551,498/female 875,646,416)

15-64 years: 65.1% (male 2,174,605,518/female 2,124,494,703)

65 years and over: 7.5% (male 217,451,123/female 278,474,917) (2007 est.)

Median age: total: 28 years

male: 27.4 years

female: 28.7 years (2007 est.)

(Thanks to all the people at the friendly CIA and their effort towards the World Fact Book, Nice to know you are keeping tabs.. :cool: )

DID you see how many girls there are in this world... ?

IF that doesn't slap the stupid out your heads than nothing will.

The truth will set you free!

Don't get all wrapped up over that one girl that broke your hearts.

Glue them back together and go chat it up with the appropriate age group with in the 2,124,494,703 women out there.


* ask a girl to pick a # between 1 & 2,124,494,703 * JK:whistle:
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Note that a lot of those are under 18, ugly, sickly, handicap, etc, which leaves us with only a billion girls or so
 

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ligyron said:
Note that a lot of those are under 18, ugly, sickly, handicap, etc, which leaves us with only a billion girls or so
yes only a billion. how will we ever cope?
 

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ligyron said:
Note that a lot of those are under 18, ugly, sickly, handicap, etc, which leaves us with only a billion girls or so


Sarge 1 billion girls!! :woo:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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