"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe my greatness has gone too far... But my grand idea(I only have one a day so feel lucky I wasted on your sorry ass) is SAND.... Yes SAND.... Beach Sand that is like four feet deep in your ****ing room... You can still have sofas along with hammocks, beach cars, coronas. At least no one else would have the same type of room.
 

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Too bad you got your great idea straight from the movie "Old School"...
 

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Serialized3 said:
Too bad you got your great idea straight from the movie "Old School"...
Really... I don't remember them having a sand room in the movie douche bag. But, what the idea enables you to do is having something unique about your room.

Sure having a sofa and a poster of Modest Mouse will really make the chicks flock to your room ...good luck
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Does anyone know of any cool ways to display empty glass alcohol bottles?
 
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The FIRST sexual game!!! “Twister” – hors love it!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.mathematik.uni-bielefeld.de/~sillke/Twister/


“Twister”…1966 - The beginning of the Homop?Hor movement....

Milton Bradley's competitors accused them of selling "sex in a box" when they released the phenomenally successful action game Twister in 1966. Twister was the first game in history to use the human body as a full-fledged playing piece, and, admittedly, the Milton Bradley Company released the game with a fair amount of hesitation.
The company's fear of public criticism and its own skepticism about its potential for success were obliterated when Johnny Carson demonstrated the game on the "Tonight Show". And it didn't hurt matters that Eva Gabor, wearing a low-cut gown, was one of Johnny's guests that night.
With Eva splayed out on all fours on the polkadot vinyl mat, Johnny twirled the spinner and took his turn. When he climbed on top of Eva, the studio audience went into hysterics, screaming and laughing. Milton Bradley executives knew immediatly they had a huge hit on their hands. More than three million copies of Twisters were sold during its first year of release.
Skill-and-action games were popular because they intrigued both adults and children. They satisfied a kid's natural tendency to by hyperactive, and made a unique addition to adult parties - after all, grown-ups need to have fun, too.
 

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Jason88 said:
Really... I don't remember them having a sand room in the movie douche bag. But, what the idea enables you to do is having something unique about your room.

Sure having a sofa and a poster of Modest Mouse will really make the chicks flock to your room ...good luck
Maybe you're too stupid to remember the part of the movie where Beanie is taking whippets with that ho in that room and talks about it.

Anyways, good luck getting a deposit back on a room that's got sand in the carpets, dumbass.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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Yeah, i've had home-made ones too, but these ones are just a lot classier.
 
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