"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ultimate case of the flakey woman....

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if you run away to vegas a few days before our wedding
i will fly out there to kick your ass
then id fly home and use the wedding for a kick ass party
and take the best man to wherever the honey moon was suppose to be

however, id expect you to do the same if i ran off like the run away bride did

i hope her 14 bridesmaids can get their money back on their dresses


and why do her eyes look so crazy??
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
and why do her eyes look so crazy??
I think it's a thyroid thing.

Seriously.

I knew someone else with eyes like that.

Thyroid problems can make your eyes all buggy like that and make a person act like a total psycho-case.


Originally posted by penkitten if you run away to vegas a few days before our wedding
i will fly out there to kick your ass
then id fly home and use the wedding for a kick ass party
and take the best man to wherever the honey moon was suppose to be
Man, good thing I'm not going to run away then, huh?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow i didn't mean to start a fight between two of my favorite forum members over this!

HAHAH

You guys are great. Can I be invited to the wedding?

Hey just out of curiousity does your family know you guys met on an internet site about picking up girls. Just wondering. It isn't like there is a stigma about meeting people on the internet anymore so it doesn't matter.
 

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Originally posted by Ricky
Wow i didn't mean to start a fight between two of my favorite forum members over this!

HAHAHA
No fighting here. Just a mutual agreement to beat the hell out of each other if the other one tries to leave. haha

You guys are great. Can I be invited to the wedding?
Dude, absolutely.

Hey just out of curiousity does your family know you guys met on an internet site about picking up girls. Just wondering. It isn't like there is a stigma about meeting people on the internet anymore so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, we tell pretty much everyone who asks how we met.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
No fighting here. Just a mutual agreement to beat the hell out of each other if the other one tries to leave. haha

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thats not true .
the rule of thumb is " you cheat - you die " hahahahahahahaha
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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