"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Ultimate case of the flakey woman....

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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if you run away to vegas a few days before our wedding
i will fly out there to kick your ass
then id fly home and use the wedding for a kick ass party
and take the best man to wherever the honey moon was suppose to be

however, id expect you to do the same if i ran off like the run away bride did

i hope her 14 bridesmaids can get their money back on their dresses


and why do her eyes look so crazy??
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
and why do her eyes look so crazy??
I think it's a thyroid thing.

Seriously.

I knew someone else with eyes like that.

Thyroid problems can make your eyes all buggy like that and make a person act like a total psycho-case.


Originally posted by penkitten if you run away to vegas a few days before our wedding
i will fly out there to kick your ass
then id fly home and use the wedding for a kick ass party
and take the best man to wherever the honey moon was suppose to be
Man, good thing I'm not going to run away then, huh?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow i didn't mean to start a fight between two of my favorite forum members over this!

HAHAH

You guys are great. Can I be invited to the wedding?

Hey just out of curiousity does your family know you guys met on an internet site about picking up girls. Just wondering. It isn't like there is a stigma about meeting people on the internet anymore so it doesn't matter.
 

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Originally posted by Ricky
Wow i didn't mean to start a fight between two of my favorite forum members over this!

HAHAHA
No fighting here. Just a mutual agreement to beat the hell out of each other if the other one tries to leave. haha

You guys are great. Can I be invited to the wedding?
Dude, absolutely.

Hey just out of curiousity does your family know you guys met on an internet site about picking up girls. Just wondering. It isn't like there is a stigma about meeting people on the internet anymore so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, we tell pretty much everyone who asks how we met.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
No fighting here. Just a mutual agreement to beat the hell out of each other if the other one tries to leave. haha

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thats not true .
the rule of thumb is " you cheat - you die " hahahahahahahaha
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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