"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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UK Considering Sex Ban If Unmarried

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There is a new law being considered in the UK, which will make it illegal to have sex unless you are married or living together.

Anyone caught going to his girlfriends house and sleeping over the night, would be commiting a criminal offence.

New social distancing rules!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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soulforge said:
There is a new law being considered in the UK, which will make it illegal to have sex unless you are married or living together.

Anyone caught going to his girlfriends house and sleeping over the night, would be commiting a criminal offence.

New social distancing rules!
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So basically the UK is becoming a police state.
 
stovepipe

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Good luck enforcing that
 
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I do not like this. One of the reasons that social distancing is going to fail is because of the need for sex. A larger percentage of the population in the West is either completely unattached/marginally attached. Additionally, there is going to be a glut of newly divorced people hitting the market as well. All these groups of people need sex.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Girlfriend? No officer I'm a plumber. I'm going over to clean this fine lady's pipes. My big wrench seems to always put a smile on her face, great client.
 
Barrister

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Not even worth getting excited about. It will never happen. You would have an open revolt.
 
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