"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Uuuuh huh huh, uuuh huh huh... Eeeer, how big should my wiener be? uhhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh. It's like... er... 5.5 inches or something... uhhh huh huh huh... Is that like... er... good? Uhhh huh huh huh
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If your coming on a website to ask people how big your weiner should be, then I feel extremely bad for you because you're probably very insecure about your small d*ck.

Have fun getting pathetic looks from girls when you try to get laid.
 
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Uhhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh, uhh huh huh huh! You said d*ck! Uhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh, uhh huh huh huh!!!!
 
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eaglez1177 said:
If your coming on a website to ask people how big your weiner should be, then I feel extremely bad for you because you're probably very insecure about your small d*ck.

Have fun getting pathetic looks from girls when you try to get laid.
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You need to get a sense of humor, dude. Do you not get the joke here?

Granted its not very funny, and pretty stupid actually, but you should at least get the joke.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Butthead said:
Uuuuh huh huh, uuuh huh huh... Eeeer, how big should my wiener be? uhhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh. It's like... er... 5.5 inches or something... uhhh huh huh huh... Is that like... er... good? Uhhh huh huh huh
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Tarzan say: Tarzan can be pretty dumb sometimes too!...Like young butthead warrior!......But SMARTER!

Tarzan also like to say to young butthead warrior that 5.5 inch chubby does not count as personal growth! Unga Bunga Boo!
 
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People really don't have better things to do besides trolling?
 
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