"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Uuuuh huh huh, uuuh huh huh... Eeeer, how big should my wiener be? uhhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh. It's like... er... 5.5 inches or something... uhhh huh huh huh... Is that like... er... good? Uhhh huh huh huh
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If your coming on a website to ask people how big your weiner should be, then I feel extremely bad for you because you're probably very insecure about your small d*ck.

Have fun getting pathetic looks from girls when you try to get laid.
 
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Uhhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh, uhh huh huh huh! You said d*ck! Uhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh, uhh huh huh huh!!!!
 
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horaholic

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eaglez1177 said:
If your coming on a website to ask people how big your weiner should be, then I feel extremely bad for you because you're probably very insecure about your small d*ck.

Have fun getting pathetic looks from girls when you try to get laid.
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You need to get a sense of humor, dude. Do you not get the joke here?

Granted its not very funny, and pretty stupid actually, but you should at least get the joke.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Butthead said:
Uuuuh huh huh, uuuh huh huh... Eeeer, how big should my wiener be? uhhhh huh huh huh, uhhh huh huh huh. It's like... er... 5.5 inches or something... uhhh huh huh huh... Is that like... er... good? Uhhh huh huh huh
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Tarzan say: Tarzan can be pretty dumb sometimes too!...Like young butthead warrior!......But SMARTER!

Tarzan also like to say to young butthead warrior that 5.5 inch chubby does not count as personal growth! Unga Bunga Boo!
 
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War Against Betaism

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People really don't have better things to do besides trolling?
 
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