"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Ugly chicks jealous of my GF and Me, act like b!tches to us.

spax

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
303
Reaction score
3
So I was at the local pool today with my girlfriend. We were swimming around, and just bobbing about in the water together. To onlookers, we would have looked like a couple, but it was pretty crowded, so we didnt stand out too much.

There were these 2 girls - one was fat, and the other was ugly, and they were throwing a tennis ball in the water. One of them doesn't catch the ball, and it hits my gf on the side of the head, and kind of hurts her. Im angry, so turn around, and they giggle. I throw the ball away.

We were still lulling about in the water together, when i get tapped on the shoulder. I turn around, and the 2 ugs are nearby and look away. Then I get a tap on the shoulder again, and I quickly turn around and It was on of the ugs, so i grab her on the shoulder, and say 'Excuse me?" in an irritated tone. She jumps away and says 'Im joking, im joking'. Grr....

Then as we were leaving, the 2 of them were sitting near the exit, and they giggle in a mean way as we walk by.

B1tches. Given that they were both ugly and I saw them trying to flirt with random guys with no success, I predict that they were jealous of my gf. Im pretty good looking, and so is she.

How should I have handled this? I feel a little demasculated. I should have stood up more for my gf, or turned around wen they laughed, and said while pointing at each one 'You're fat, and you're ugly. Go get fvcked'.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Smack

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 30, 2008
Messages
411
Reaction score
13
Location
Britain
Well they are fat and/or ugly. Why does it matter what they think?
 

Desdinova

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 15, 2004
Messages
11,681
Reaction score
4,879
Regardless of what the woman looks like, consider it a compliment when they flirt with you (which is what they were doing). The tennis ball issue may or may not have been intentional. Your gf should have recieved an apology. I would have confidently but calmly confronted the one who threw the ball. Women will be intimidated by a men they're interested in, so you should have nothing to fear about confronting her about the issue. Not only will you get respect from the ugs, but you will get respect from your gf.
 

slaog

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Messages
1,722
Reaction score
51
Location
an island
I think you overreacted. They were just having fun and it might have been an accident when they hit your GF with the tennis ball. It's not exactly a bullet. :D


Don't presume the worst.


Because of your overreaction they saw how easy it was to wind you up and they decided to use you as entertainment. Not very DJ.


Stay in control always and people will respect you more. :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

DonJuanit0

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 19, 2008
Messages
564
Reaction score
18
Age
37
Location
Athens
In my opinion you acted great! I might have acted even worse than that! I also agree with someone who said that you should take it as a compliment... Beside that they were annoying and were making you feel uncomfortable as I understood so you acted correctly...
 

Telos

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2007
Messages
202
Reaction score
7
I would have immediately at the first offense swam over and started talking to the girls, firmly making it clear that I have no tolerance for that sort of idiocy. They saw that you did absolutely nothing with each successive attempt at pissing you off--hence why they kept going.

While childish, I'd probably just point to some really huge ugly dude and tell them he's more in their league... or just start screaming "BEACHED WHALE, MAN THE HARPOONS" extremely loud and pointing in their direction.
 

OTB

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2008
Messages
581
Reaction score
17
Location
Dropping bombs on AFC strongholds in the city that
spax said:
I should have stood up more for my gf, or turned around wen they laughed, and said while pointing at each one 'You're fat, and you're ugly. Go get fvcked'.
You should have said, "You're fat, you're ugly. You'll never get fvcked"
 

daygameguy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 17, 2008
Messages
996
Reaction score
27
Location
NY
slaog said:
I think you overreacted. They were just having fun and it might have been an accident when they hit your GF with the tennis ball. It's not exactly a bullet. :D


Don't presume the worst.


Because of your overreaction they saw how easy it was to wind you up and they decided to use you as entertainment. Not very DJ.


Stay in control always and people will respect you more. :up:
Best answer. +1
 
Top