"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ugh... I posted this in the wrong place

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NYC Dude

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I don't care if you posted it in the wrong place, nor do I care that you made another post about the SAME EXACT THING with the same message: "I know I'm posting this in the wrong place, and instead of just not posting I'll let you know that I'm an idiot." Either get your act together or leave, you're cluttering these forums with useless posts
 

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I think he probably edited an existing post of his.
 

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Shoot, I just realized that there is no "edited by ______ on _/_/_ at _:_" after you edit a post. Well, if that is the case than excuse my harsh attitude. But if not, then I'm mad.
 
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