"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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UFC Fight

InsidiousNstinct

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I was watching UFC Live last night (first show of 06' that was live) Anyways Dana White made the announcement that Matt Hughes would be fighting Royce Gracie....I almost shat myself to be honest :D

Matt Hughes is my favorite UFC fighter, however, I think he may have not been thinking coherently when agreeing to this fight. He may beat Gracie, I hope he does, but just the idea of fighting Royce Gracie is crazy sounding. I wouldn't fight that ****er if he was 90 years old and they gave me a ball bat :p

What's some of you UFC fans opinions...?

By the way...the fight is scheduled for sometime in MAY.


Peace,

-Jonathan-
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Skel

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Hughes will destroy him. This isnt the early 90's where simply BJJ owned the ring. The UFC is about mixed arts and not just ground grappling. Hughes almost looks unstoppable right now.

Unfortunately the fits were on too late last night so i wasnt able to catch them.
 

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I thought gracie quit?
if he didnt, he should he had his fun :p
 

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Also, correct me if im wrong.....

This will obviously be a non title fight which means 3, 5 minute rounds and no Gi for Gracie.
 

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If 150 pound BJ Penn can submit Matt Hughes then I believe that Royce will be able to do the same. Let's not forget that 170 pound. Royce Gracie has exclusively fought against heavyweights his entire career.

Two years ago in Pride Royce fought Japanese Judo Gold Medalist Hidehiko Yoshida (One of the world's greatest heavyweight grapplers) and Royce dominated him.

Hughes has never fought the caliber of opponents as Royce has and Royce's personal philosophy is he'd rather die than lose.

Royce was never retired. The reason he wasn't in the UFC is because the UFC couldn't afford him. Royce makes 2 million per fight in Pride(THE WORLD's PREMIERE MMA Organization) and the UFC only pays their highest salary fighter Shamrock 460K per fight.

Royce also doesn't like the UFC rules. In Pride fighters are allowed to kick, knee, and stomp the head of a downed opponent.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skel

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dust correct me if im wrong but officialy it was a draw :p

This is only an exhibition match +money. No one expects Royce to win however never count a Gracie out until hes tapped.
 

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It was only a draw cuz Pride doesn't allow Judges in such a huge weight mismatch, but Royce clearly got the upper hand in the fight. Yoshida even gave a public apology to the Japanese people for such a poor performance.
 

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hmm...grappling is boring- why not put two boxers on gracie and watch him take one down and break his arm while the other knocks his ass out...
 

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So you think Royce is unbeatable or something?

Do you know who Sakuraba is?

Anyway its a bad fight for Hughs, if he wins its just "a win against the quasi retired old guy", if he losses then, well he looses.
 

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Yes we know how Sakuraba is, what are you getting at? Hes old and his career is through. He use to be a great grappler but thats long gone.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Show some respect, Skel. Royce singlehandedly brought grappling and MMA to the United States. He's a legend and deservedly so.

What's more, have you watched the first several UFCs? They were far more brutal and unpredictable than today's matches, where all the fighters practice the exact same techniques.

Also, some of the UFC rules, like the 'no gi' rule, are just ridiculous. As if a fighter on the street is suddenly going to rip his clothes off to show his shaved chest and legs and daisy-duke style spandex shorts.

Actually, come to think of it, that might be a pretty good tactic. Not many people would want to fight someone who did that...
 

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Gracie will submit Hughes, just like Team Gracie will beat Hammerhouse.

and rofl at whoever mentioned sakaruba / shamrock - how much of a fkn bad sport is ken shamrock? He was clearley ko'd and TURNED HIS BACK, then the ref stopped it, and then after the fight he complains.

Saki is a true champ beating him + 4 gracies.
 

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how much of a fkn bad sport is ken shamrock? He was clearley ko'd and TURNED HIS BACK, then the ref stopped it, and then after the fight he complains.
Thats what I mean, somebody up there posted that Sak was finished, what bull****.
 

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cool

Wow first time I heard that, cant wait it should be awesome.

I like Matt Hughes hes one of my favorite figters hopefully he wins.

I havent heard sh1t from Royce Gracie ( sp) in a long time.

I think Matt has a chance to win. Also does anyone know when this fight will be?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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