"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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UFC and other MMA....bunch of animals!!

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While I am ALL FOR martial arts and self defense; I think these guys who take part in UFC and other MMA tournaments are a bunch of animals. How can you beat the crap out of someone who is not threatening your life or has done you no wrong? I guess if you have an IQ of 70 and have no other means to make a living I guess it is ok, but geez...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You could say the same about boxing. It's a sport. If you can't take the heat, turn the channel.
 

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Interesting BTW - if you by chance kill your opponent in the ring or cage, why don´t you get a manslaughter rap...?

If you are shooting your opponent in a duel, then off you go for many years.
If you switch off the life support of some terminally ill person, you go to jail as well.

All three are fully voluntary on both sides.

Interesting how much slack is cut to sports. Manslaughter is manslaughter, even if your opponent is fully willing to accept the risk or asking for it. That´t the law outside of the ring...
 

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What about other sport arts like Judo? Are they also animals, or it is somehow more civilized? Where do you make the demarcation between primal and savage and an actual art form?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Boxing is more brutal than the UFC. Sure boxing doesent have knees to the head and elbows to the chin but then again the UFC doesent stand fighters up and count to 10 after they have taken blows to the head and let them keep fighting. Boxing gives you brain damage. UFC gives you broken bones. Which one do you think is worse?
 

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The reason I like UFC is because to me its interesting and its fun to watch.

You have to think, its just a sport.
 

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Football and boxing have much more severe injuries than the UFC. Many of the its participants are very intelligent people. You have to be intelligent to develop a good understanding of the intricacies of striking and grappling. For example, Georges St. Pierre was once ranked in the top 25 of Canadian chess players.

There has never been a death in any sanctioned MMA event.
 

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I've seen you start 1001 threads mate, but yet to see a worthwhile one.

It's great that you have an opinion, but so do I and I'm not starting threads left right and centre. I do cage fights from time to time, and I'm not an "animal" and I certainly don't have an IQ of about 70. If you don't like it, don't watch it, and there's no need to come and tell everyone else about it.
 

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Mahon, you shuold delete this thread.
You look real bad saying this sh*t.
Dude, try to look at it from the fighter's perspective before you start condemning, and condescending them.


Ask the mods to delete. It's a waste.
Really, man.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sure boxing doesent have knees to the head
UFC doesn't have knees to the head either.

. . . WHOAH!! 300 threads started in seven years. That's a bit absurd.
 

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To address all of your points seperately-
Many fighters have completed masters degrees or phds, or at least 4 year college. Just because someone enjoys gladitorial hand to hand combat does not correlate with lower IQ.

MMA has never had an injury like the recent one that unfortunately happened in the NFL.

There are more deaths per year in boxing and high school football than MMA, which has 0 deaths in sanctioned fights. Boxing deaths occur mostly in "toughman" or instances when weight cutting and head trauma are both very excessive.

Many fights end without a fighter taking heavy damage due to tapping out by submission.

Trained medical professionals are always on hand and ready to stop the fight after ONE knockout instead of many as in boxing or kickboxing.

And finally, MMA represents a revolution in the way martial arts are practiced and understood, and the heroicism, athleticism, and skill and sportsmanship of the competitors definitely showcases MMA as one of the most, if not the most, challenging sport in the world, physically and mentally.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mahon83050 said:
While I am ALL FOR martial arts and self defense; I think these guys who take part in UFC and other MMA tournaments are a bunch of animals. How can you beat the crap out of someone who is not threatening your life or has done you no wrong? I guess if you have an IQ of 70 and have no other means to make a living I guess it is ok, but geez...
are you retarded? just wondering.
 

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MMA is one of the safest sports you can play.. The human body was evolutionarily designed to be able to take the trauma of fighting- it wasn't designed to take the damage incurred from football, hockey, boxing, etc.

^ ^ ^ all of which have higher injury rates, and worse injuries, than mma
 

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what i want to know is why the UFC doesn't have a female division.

it would be cool to see some hot chics doing MMA.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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