"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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UCLA's Cheerleaders Were Talking Trash

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http://www.sportsline.com/collegebasketball/story/9356453

By the second half, Joakim Noah was starting to have some fun - at the expense of the Bruins. He smiled, winked and even blew a kiss to UCLA cheerleaders who mocked him on college basketball's biggest stage.

"They were talking a lot of trash," Noah said. "It was crazy. They were just talking crazy to me, like, 'You're so ugly.' I mean, it hurts when you have so many beautiful girls out there just telling you how ugly you are and stuff.

"When somebody is screaming all that stuff at you, the best thing I could do was blow a kiss, and maybe they like me."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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That's the nature of the game, it's their job to harass the other team's players. Too bad they couldn't deter Noah's 6 monster blocks in that massacre of a national championship. UCLA's number was up after the tip off. I'm sure Noah had (and is still having) his fair share of hot broads at UF, and i'm sure the ULCA cheerleaders will enjoy getting with there "attractive" second place bruins back in california.
 

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Why do they even have cheerleaders? Are the athletes so stupid they're gonna go, "Oh man, some half-naked chicks are cheering me, I've suddenly gained more confidence!"

Why not spend the cheerleaders' salaries on perks for the players? (like hookers)
 

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The first cheerleading squads were all dudes.


http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blpompoms.htm
The first cheerleaders were organized by Princeton Pep club member Thomas Peebler. The six cheerleaders performed at a Princeton University vs University of Minnesota American football game on November 2, 1898. The head cheerleader was Johnny Campbell and all six cheerleaders were men. Women cheerleaders did not appear until the early 1920s.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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diplomatic_lies said:
Why do they even have cheerleaders? Are the athletes so stupid they're gonna go, "Oh man, some half-naked chicks are cheering me, I've suddenly gained more confidence!"

Why not spend the cheerleaders' salaries on perks for the players? (like hookers)
lol. umm, dude... It's all in the name. "Cheer"..."Leader". They are there to psych the audience up.
 

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Those comments must have really hurt, considering that his team won the National Championship, he is MVP of the tourney, and he's going back to his homestate to f*ck every hot girl on campus.

I say hats off to Noah, instead of talking trash back he winked, then ruined UCLA's sh1t on the court where it matters.
 

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diplomatic_lies said:
Why do they even have cheerleaders? Are the athletes so stupid they're gonna go, "Oh man, some half-naked chicks are cheering me, I've suddenly gained more confidence!"

Why not spend the cheerleaders' salaries on perks for the players? (like hookers)
college cheerleaders don't get paid and the pros i think maybe get 50 bucks a game

and yeah I think cheerleaders are pointless and those girls won't think he's so ugly (which he is) when he signs his NBA contract
 

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ShizamDaMan said:
Those comments must have really hurt, considering that his team won the National Championship, he is MVP of the tourney, and he's going back to his homestate to f*ck every hot girl on campus.

I say hats off to Noah, instead of talking trash back he winked, then ruined UCLA's sh1t on the court where it matters.
lmao... you said it man!
Aced them all'
 

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Noah's has some class.

They discussed this on 'Best Damn Show Period' last night, got a good crackup from the audience. I guess we could all relate to hot chicks calling us ugly, eh? ;)

I'm just thinking though... there's nothing a couple million dollars can't fix. Plus he has braces, so ANYBODY loses appeal with that. Once they're off, he'll be aight.

Only if a multi-million dollar contract could buy a world championship.... hmmm...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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