"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Uber micro pickup fail

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I was like tottaly owning with my jarmen and my scuds in zero hour right and i was like owning this noob right and then my friend calls me and he wants to go buy HalfLife 2 and hes like a total noob right.

So i went with him to buy HalfLife 2 and i walked into the game shop right and i was like lookign tottaly uber everyone in the store new i was liek a pro gamer and all.

So i see this HB8 she was a total noob right and i was going to use my uber skills to pick her up and i said to her

Me- Hey i got uber micro want to see?

Her- sorry what

Me- Like i own with my Jarmen the other day i had a jarmen right and he was on a bike an i was liek sniping and then the guy tried to take out my jarmen and i was like SCUD STORM SCUD STORM and i owned him he was a total noob

Her- HaHa what are you talking about

Me- My uber micro uno

Her- right i go to go

Me- can i get your number il play zero hour with you sumtime and like ul see my micro

Her- ah no bye

she walked out of the store.

What did i do wrong?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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perhaps if she understood the words coming out of your mouth.. you would have a better chance:rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You have to p00n enough n00bs to raise your rank in the server from 3...to 1!!

Then you will get uber-b!tches.

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Using your R0X0RZ 1337 SK1LLZ 2 PWN B1TCH3S is a baaaaad idea. LOL

frickin hilarious
 
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Sabetour man joe dirt i was owning with sabetours the other day and this noob had a path finder and im like LASER TANK LASER TANK. I totaly pwned that noob man.

So do pro gamers turn chiks on?

I mean like at a game shop i should be able to meet some uber gamer chiks. Im going out now im going to try meet another uber girl. Il show her my micro this time. I will write a FR when i get back to show you how i pwned the lil newblets.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I went to the gamign shop again and i saw this HB and she was liek totaly checking out the games so im like knowing shes into games so she might be into pro gamers. So i walk up to her and im like:

Me- You knwo ey i got like uber micro look (and i showed her my micro)

Her- What?

Me- Like i own at games and like i was vsing carnage and he was comign at my base with 2 rockvees and a ambo and im like using laser tanks and im like all laser USA then i got liek a scorp and i scud stormed his rockbvees and i totaly pwned him

Her- hhehehe whata re you talking about

Me- Im like uber l33t im like 1 on OzForces Dust baby 1382 ks to 64 ds i like pwn noobs right i got the micro

Her- is this like a dare or something?

Me- Dare for what you mean a Jarmen?

Her- what the f**k is a jarmen?

Me- Dont get al defensive

Her- F**k off

I think she as all intimidated cause i like pwn noobs and like she got scared cause im to uber thats why she went away.
 
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I've got one thing to say about this:

"The pheasant has no agenda"
 
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