Uber micro pickup fail

[The_Mack19]

I was like tottaly owning with my jarmen and my scuds in zero hour right and i was like owning this noob right and then my friend calls me and he wants to go buy HalfLife 2 and hes like a total noob right.

So i went with him to buy HalfLife 2 and i walked into the game shop right and i was like lookign tottaly uber everyone in the store new i was liek a pro gamer and all.

So i see this HB8 she was a total noob right and i was going to use my uber skills to pick her up and i said to her

Me- Hey i got uber micro want to see?

Her- sorry what

Me- Like i own with my Jarmen the other day i had a jarmen right and he was on a bike an i was liek sniping and then the guy tried to take out my jarmen and i was like SCUD STORM SCUD STORM and i owned him he was a total noob

Her- HaHa what are you talking about

Me- My uber micro uno

Her- right i go to go

Me- can i get your number il play zero hour with you sumtime and like ul see my micro

Her- ah no bye

she walked out of the store.

What did i do wrong?

 

[Flyer]

perhaps if she understood the words coming out of your mouth.. you would have a better chance

 

[cA^]

ROFL

 

[Black_Italian]

LoL what i would give to watch that interaction.

Ninja out

 

[Sloopy]

Hahaha...brilliant

~Sloopy

 

[squirrels]

You have to p00n enough n00bs to raise your rank in the server from 3...to 1!!

Then you will get uber-b!tches.

:crackup:

 

[MidnightResistance]

Using your R0X0RZ 1337 SK1LLZ 2 PWN B1TCH3S is a baaaaad idea. LOL

frickin hilarious

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Owning with your jarmen? One word: PATHFINDER

 

[Black_Italian]

This world is going to hell.

Ninja out

 

[The_Mack19]

Sabetour man joe dirt i was owning with sabetours the other day and this noob had a path finder and im like LASER TANK LASER TANK. I totaly pwned that noob man.

So do pro gamers turn chiks on?

I mean like at a game shop i should be able to meet some uber gamer chiks. Im going out now im going to try meet another uber girl. Il show her my micro this time. I will write a FR when i get back to show you how i pwned the lil newblets.

 

[The_Mack19]

I went to the gamign shop again and i saw this HB and she was liek totaly checking out the games so im like knowing shes into games so she might be into pro gamers. So i walk up to her and im like:

Me- You knwo ey i got like uber micro look (and i showed her my micro)

Her- What?

Me- Like i own at games and like i was vsing carnage and he was comign at my base with 2 rockvees and a ambo and im like using laser tanks and im like all laser USA then i got liek a scorp and i scud stormed his rockbvees and i totaly pwned him

Her- hhehehe whata re you talking about

Me- Im like uber l33t im like 1 on OzForces Dust baby 1382 ks to 64 ds i like pwn noobs right i got the micro

Her- is this like a dare or something?

Me- Dare for what you mean a Jarmen?

Her- what the f**k is a jarmen?

Me- Dont get al defensive

Her- F**k off

I think she as all intimidated cause i like pwn noobs and like she got scared cause im to uber thats why she went away.

 

[Kitsune]

I've got one thing to say about this:

"The pheasant has no agenda"