"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Two women, which way to go?

L.A. Tripp

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A friend is involved with two women. MLTR's. One he has been with for a few years, the other for almost 5 months.

Having kids with both possibly.

Neither woman is exactly what he is looking for. At times he feels like cutting them both loose and starting fresh, while of course keeping ties with them for the kid's sake. The problem is, he can't get either one out of his head. They both offer things that he is looking for, just not the whole package.

They each already have a child as well. They work in totally different jobs, different fields. They both support themselves just fine. Neither one wants to let him go. They both know about each other.

He's trying to figure out if either woman is worth "sticking it out" with, or if he should just start fresh.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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oakraiderz2

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Youre friend is a retard. Why the hell would you post his problem that only he can make a decision about?
 

baurman

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Don't be embarassed. We all know this "friend" is actually you.
 

CarbonFX

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baurman said:
Don't be embarassed. We all know this "friend" is actually you.
There is something about that that just cracked me up lol.
 
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