HeyPachuco!
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Two things women hate hearing
- Thread starter HeyPachuco!
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
HeyPachuco!
Master Don Juan
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Rofl.
Guys, for a few days every month women are INSANE because of their periods (hormones and feelings and stuff) and we better not mess with them when insanity controlls their bodies... So, be aware of that and don't hate them for being women... Remember that they still have a lot what to offer, so don't ebd relationships because you had "an incident" where the girl just went nuts and your male logical brain could not understand why the f&#k that happened...
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
AlexTheGreat
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I listened and learned nothing interesting.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Now I know how dogs feel when their owner is trying to tell them something.
"blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah ,..fluffy,..blah, blah blah, blah ,..fluffy,..blah, blah ,..."
"blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah ,..fluffy,..blah, blah blah, blah ,..fluffy,..blah, blah ,..."