"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Two new g-spots?

Climax

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Originally posted by spider_007
I herd a storry once where a guy got her so horrny that he was able to make her *** just by sucking on her niple. She got so confused, she called a TV show (sex show) to find out if it was normal......
You can make a girl c*m with JUST your voice, never mind sucking her nipple.;)


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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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HaHaHa why would you go put your fingers in the crap factory? what else would you expect.

Ninja out
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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The U-spot is the opening to her urethra. It's just above the vaginal opening, above the lips.
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
The U-spot is the opening to her urethra. It's just above the vaginal opening, above the lips.

Hmmm....i cant find it....my GF complained that it hurts when i try to find this new spot....do u have any pics that show the spot?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Apply pressure in the direction of the g-spot from the anus. This is the answer to cfajason on the previous page. (last post)
 

Jay-X

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Originally posted by MercutioTHEGREAT
OMFG that's the nastiest thing i've ever heard....okay no it's not


i heard of a guy i went to school with having sex with his 1st cousin when he was drunk one night. SHE WAS HB20 and he and she were drunk and Fvcked...he gave me details and said that was the best sex..he ever had, he sobered up and went into depression for like 2 months.........

umm yeah that was bad but the girl was hotter than paris hilton it was weirder than Sh!t
if i had a very hot cousine and i happened to have sex with her, i would be happy as if she were any other hottie... fùck depression
maybe it's because i consider my cousins as strangers (i don't see any of them more than once a year, many of them i haven't seen em for 5 years or so)
 

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Sicko!

Originally posted by Jay-X
if i had a very hot cousine and i happened to have sex with her, i would be happy as if she were any other hottie... fùck depression
maybe it's because i consider my cousins as strangers (i don't see any of them more than once a year, many of them i haven't seen em for 5 years or so)
So if you dont see your mom for like 5 years, would you f*ck her too?:crackup:


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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by cfajason
Hmmm....i cant find it....my GF complained that it hurts when i try to find this new spot....do u have any pics that show the spot?
Sorry, my mind isn't on photography in those instances. :D
 

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I love to rub **** on my face and roll around in a puddle of urine! AHAHAHAHAHA IM JUST KIDDING YOU B!TCHES!

SUCK THIS ...


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Thats the motha ****in C0CK CANN0N , you stupid *****! you are so ****ing dumb and ignorant
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jay-X

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Re: Sicko!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
So if you dont see your mom for like 5 years, would you f*ck her too?:crackup:


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i'd bang the hell outta her;) seriously though, maybe it's just me, but i don't feel they are as relatives to me
 
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