"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Two new g-spots?

Climax

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Originally posted by spider_007
I herd a storry once where a guy got her so horrny that he was able to make her *** just by sucking on her niple. She got so confused, she called a TV show (sex show) to find out if it was normal......
You can make a girl c*m with JUST your voice, never mind sucking her nipple.;)


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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HaHaHa why would you go put your fingers in the crap factory? what else would you expect.

Ninja out
 

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The U-spot is the opening to her urethra. It's just above the vaginal opening, above the lips.
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
The U-spot is the opening to her urethra. It's just above the vaginal opening, above the lips.

Hmmm....i cant find it....my GF complained that it hurts when i try to find this new spot....do u have any pics that show the spot?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Apply pressure in the direction of the g-spot from the anus. This is the answer to cfajason on the previous page. (last post)
 

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Originally posted by MercutioTHEGREAT
OMFG that's the nastiest thing i've ever heard....okay no it's not


i heard of a guy i went to school with having sex with his 1st cousin when he was drunk one night. SHE WAS HB20 and he and she were drunk and Fvcked...he gave me details and said that was the best sex..he ever had, he sobered up and went into depression for like 2 months.........

umm yeah that was bad but the girl was hotter than paris hilton it was weirder than Sh!t
if i had a very hot cousine and i happened to have sex with her, i would be happy as if she were any other hottie... fùck depression
maybe it's because i consider my cousins as strangers (i don't see any of them more than once a year, many of them i haven't seen em for 5 years or so)
 

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Sicko!

Originally posted by Jay-X
if i had a very hot cousine and i happened to have sex with her, i would be happy as if she were any other hottie... fùck depression
maybe it's because i consider my cousins as strangers (i don't see any of them more than once a year, many of them i haven't seen em for 5 years or so)
So if you dont see your mom for like 5 years, would you f*ck her too?:crackup:


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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by cfajason
Hmmm....i cant find it....my GF complained that it hurts when i try to find this new spot....do u have any pics that show the spot?
Sorry, my mind isn't on photography in those instances. :D
 

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I love to rub **** on my face and roll around in a puddle of urine! AHAHAHAHAHA IM JUST KIDDING YOU B!TCHES!

SUCK THIS ...


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Thats the motha ****in C0CK CANN0N , you stupid *****! you are so ****ing dumb and ignorant
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Re: Sicko!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
So if you dont see your mom for like 5 years, would you f*ck her too?:crackup:


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i'd bang the hell outta her;) seriously though, maybe it's just me, but i don't feel they are as relatives to me
 
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