bigjohnson
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I told them stud services cost - I didn't realize they would go to this extreme.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
More arrests have been made.Bible_Belt said:So far the only arrest has been of a bank employee who was discovered to have an outstanding warrant while the police were investigating the robbery. (D'oh!)
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/03/01/1172338795528.html
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Yes, I mean obviously these kids weren't too bright.darkmenace said:dude i was so repulsed by this, i immediately told my dad about this (he's a teller superviser at BofA)
he told me that they have like 3 protocols if the get an attempted robbery, for something like this case of the girls that just walked in and handed a note, all you do is as soon as you get the note, is hit the silent alarm, walk away laughing until the cops get there, which is usually pretty quickly (kidding about the laughing part, but my dad is the type that would be rolling around the floor laughing if some idiot 16 year old girls walked up to the window and tried to pull that).
if they threaten with a weapon, the teller needs to actually see the weapon to comply and give the money and when they usually give the money and hit the silent alarm, the have a stack of 1's with a 20 on top, that explodes with ink once they walk a couple of feet from the bank.
yeah, me too. I live in GA as wellsstype said:I hope I run into these girls...I live a few miles down in kennesaw, ga.
Lucky for them... now they aren't bank robbers, they're just thieves.Francisco d'Anconia said:Because it was an inside job, authorities say, Miller and Johnston will be charged with theft but not bank robbery. The penalty for bank robbery, said Cobb police Officer Wayne Delk, would have been much steeper.
Thanks for the advice. Is there anything else you can tell me before I make a trip out of state to find a Bank of America to rob?darkmenace said:the have a stack of 1's with a 20 on top, that explodes with ink once they walk a couple of feet from the bank.