"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Serenity
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It's an entertaining show though (not the newer epsiodes).
Prodoge
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Ok but since i am on SS I get the impression a lot of people try to be like Charlie Harper though
Charlie has a lot of great wisdom and he openly and honestly lives a non exclusive lifestyle...
One of his snippets of wisdom to Jake......
I think it was a niece of someone's girlfriend who had a crush on Jake. She was a couple of years younger than Jake
and kept following him around....
He went and had a chat with uncle Charlie...
Jake "I wish she'd just leave me alone"
Charlie "Kid, if you remember that in twenty years time, you're golden"
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
I remember the episode where charlie is giving a young (like, middle school) jake advice on how to woo the girl he has a crush on and the line that stood out to me was where he said something like "pretty girls are actually lonely because most guys don't have the guts to talk to them"
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Serenity
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Yeah, of course. He's just a bit extreme.
devilkingx2
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charlie harper and barney stinson are my personal heroes
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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RichardTheFrog
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It just makes me feel bad for Charlie Sheen since he caught HIV and makes me think of every time I'm praying to God when I get STD checks after ****ing prostitutes.
Never seen the show. Don't watch TV.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Have her tested. Don't let her out of your eyesight screw all weekend. Dont have this concerns
Have the prostitutes that he's fvcking raw tested?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Have them tested before he phvcks. They don't leave his eyesight and he phvcks them over a weekend raw if he wants.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
I have half a mind to comb through this show for redpill advice.
poor ted, I feel so bad for him, he went through so much and then well, that ending....
Hmmm I'd be interested in hearing what the logistics would be like on that one...
Consider normally escorts are rented out on a half hour or hourly basis, while some of them surely will accommodate
an all nighter request, are you suggesting our man keep her locked away in his cabin while he awaits her blood and
urine sample, assuming she allows him to go ahead and put himself in charge of her bloods and urines and any other
swabs that may be needed....
I think only the bloods would be quick with the results. The urines requiring more time. Are we to imagine that our man tie her up
whilst he awaits her urine samples or must we counter on her being a jolly good sport and holing up with him fully consensual and all like?
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
buy her for the weekend, tell her she can eat your food and watch your TV and play your video games while you wait for the test results
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.