"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Two and a Half men
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Serenity
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It's an entertaining show though (not the newer epsiodes).
Prodoge
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Ok but since i am on SS I get the impression a lot of people try to be like Charlie Harper though
Charlie has a lot of great wisdom and he openly and honestly lives a non exclusive lifestyle...
One of his snippets of wisdom to Jake......
I think it was a niece of someone's girlfriend who had a crush on Jake. She was a couple of years younger than Jake
and kept following him around....
He went and had a chat with uncle Charlie...
Jake "I wish she'd just leave me alone"
Charlie "Kid, if you remember that in twenty years time, you're golden"
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
I remember the episode where charlie is giving a young (like, middle school) jake advice on how to woo the girl he has a crush on and the line that stood out to me was where he said something like "pretty girls are actually lonely because most guys don't have the guts to talk to them"
foreverAFC
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Serenity
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Yeah, of course. He's just a bit extreme.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
charlie harper and barney stinson are my personal heroes
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Infern0
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RichardTheFrog
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It just makes me feel bad for Charlie Sheen since he caught HIV and makes me think of every time I'm praying to God when I get STD checks after ****ing prostitutes.
Never seen the show. Don't watch TV.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Have her tested. Don't let her out of your eyesight screw all weekend. Dont have this concerns
Have the prostitutes that he's fvcking raw tested?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Have them tested before he phvcks. They don't leave his eyesight and he phvcks them over a weekend raw if he wants.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
I have half a mind to comb through this show for redpill advice.
poor ted, I feel so bad for him, he went through so much and then well, that ending....
Hmmm I'd be interested in hearing what the logistics would be like on that one...
Consider normally escorts are rented out on a half hour or hourly basis, while some of them surely will accommodate
an all nighter request, are you suggesting our man keep her locked away in his cabin while he awaits her blood and
urine sample, assuming she allows him to go ahead and put himself in charge of her bloods and urines and any other
swabs that may be needed....
I think only the bloods would be quick with the results. The urines requiring more time. Are we to imagine that our man tie her up
whilst he awaits her urine samples or must we counter on her being a jolly good sport and holing up with him fully consensual and all like?
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
buy her for the weekend, tell her she can eat your food and watch your TV and play your video games while you wait for the test results
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.