"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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haha this threads probly gonna get deleted before too long but im just curious about somethin:

I was watching the new vh1 show "the pick up artist" in which the famous Mystery takes a bunch of afc's under his wing to try to reshape their lives and beliefs about women and such.

anyway i was watching the preview at the end of the first episode and there was a line that i consider just a c+f opener that went like this

guy:hey uh did you kno that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower? the other 7% sing. do you kno what they sing?

two hb's:uh...no

guy:Ahh.... well then yall must be the ones that masturbate then

haha thats gold. anyone got some more to share?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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that line he used is actually really old. My favorite line in a club is:

Me: Hey what´s your name?

HB: My name is ____ . Who are you?

Me: I´m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me so I decided to come over and talk to you. (I usually give her a hand kiss while I´m doing this)
 
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love your signature lines:

"I don´t use neg hits to lower someone elses value. I use compliments to raise someone elses value to my level."

"Every man I meet is my superior in
some way. In that, I learn of him."

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If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole.

that or

I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag.

Those usually get a good response.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BigBacneProblem said:
If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole.

that or

I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag.

Those usually get a good response.
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Hahaha, well I guess that could work if you were conveying it right. Otherwise she'd be creeped.
 
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dude, you can always talk about the books youre reading.most hott gurlz i talk to are in to, like eragon and LotR stuff at the mall and totally get into me when i tell them about all of it. some of them are even into roleplay and other neat stuff like that
 
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Yeah....roleplay could be good. You know, you be the misbehaving schoolboy and she could be the naughty teacher.
 
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what??? thats no fun. havent you ever been to like a roleplay tournament,, like with necromancers and trolls and stuff. you have to be agressive and stuff like that and try to move your character and beat everyone elses. gurlz i like are always necromancers, (newbies :) but its ok cause their cute. school kids and teachers aren't going to beat mages like me.
 
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what??? thats no fun. havent you ever been to like a roleplay tournament,, like with necromancers and trolls and stuff. you have to be agressive and stuff like that and try to move your character and beat everyone elses. gurlz i like are always necromancers, (newbies :) but its ok cause their cute. school kids and teachers aren't going to beat mages like me.
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WOW! Just....WOW! I'm not quite sure how to respond to this. You clearly aren't a DJ.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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