"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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haha this threads probly gonna get deleted before too long but im just curious about somethin:

I was watching the new vh1 show "the pick up artist" in which the famous Mystery takes a bunch of afc's under his wing to try to reshape their lives and beliefs about women and such.

anyway i was watching the preview at the end of the first episode and there was a line that i consider just a c+f opener that went like this

guy:hey uh did you kno that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower? the other 7% sing. do you kno what they sing?

two hb's:uh...no

guy:Ahh.... well then yall must be the ones that masturbate then

haha thats gold. anyone got some more to share?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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that line he used is actually really old. My favorite line in a club is:

Me: Hey what´s your name?

HB: My name is ____ . Who are you?

Me: I´m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me so I decided to come over and talk to you. (I usually give her a hand kiss while I´m doing this)
 
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love your signature lines:

"I don´t use neg hits to lower someone elses value. I use compliments to raise someone elses value to my level."

"Every man I meet is my superior in
some way. In that, I learn of him."

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If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole.

that or

I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag.

Those usually get a good response.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BigBacneProblem said:
If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole.

that or

I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag.

Those usually get a good response.
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Hahaha, well I guess that could work if you were conveying it right. Otherwise she'd be creeped.
 
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dude, you can always talk about the books youre reading.most hott gurlz i talk to are in to, like eragon and LotR stuff at the mall and totally get into me when i tell them about all of it. some of them are even into roleplay and other neat stuff like that
 
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Yeah....roleplay could be good. You know, you be the misbehaving schoolboy and she could be the naughty teacher.
 
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what??? thats no fun. havent you ever been to like a roleplay tournament,, like with necromancers and trolls and stuff. you have to be agressive and stuff like that and try to move your character and beat everyone elses. gurlz i like are always necromancers, (newbies :) but its ok cause their cute. school kids and teachers aren't going to beat mages like me.
 
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lvl20DarkMage said:
what??? thats no fun. havent you ever been to like a roleplay tournament,, like with necromancers and trolls and stuff. you have to be agressive and stuff like that and try to move your character and beat everyone elses. gurlz i like are always necromancers, (newbies :) but its ok cause their cute. school kids and teachers aren't going to beat mages like me.
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WOW! Just....WOW! I'm not quite sure how to respond to this. You clearly aren't a DJ.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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