"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Turned a lesbian straight... but..

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I've known Girl X for about a year, but we never really talked, due to her quiet nature and that she was my friend's ex-girlfriend. Recently, we've started to talk a little, as we're in the same class.

One fateful day, we finished our lessons and i said if she wants to accompany me for dinner, she can come along. She did, and we went to a mall near our school. I ate, while she just had a drink as she wasn't that hungry. Then, we proceeded to walk around and ended up in the library. I took out my iPod and we watched "How I Met Your Mother" together. She loved it, and i was putting my hands around her while we did. That was pretty much it, and she went back afterwards. This day basically brought us closer together.

We had no school the day after, so i asked her what time she'd finish working, and if she wants to join me for dinner this time. She turned up and we had dinner, before sitting down at a playground to chill. After much escalation and flirting, we were cuddling and i got her touching my hands. I kissed her a few times on the cheek, and a couple were on the lips. She did not kiss me, though. :nono:

I was talking and playfully touched her chest, and she took my hand away and held it instead. This goes on till' past midnight, and we were having school the next morning. I told her how crazy it would be for our classmates to see us together like this. She said softly, "We're not together", and sounded in doubt of the situation. Well, we went on for awhile more and walked to the main road to get a cab. I held her hands, and she held mine tight.

Now, this girl has told our classmates that she is lesbian. I've asked her in class, if she was just bi or totally lesbian. She said she's the latter. Well, i was surprised at first, then i just decided to turn this lesbian straight. :up:

The next day, she never went for class, although she told me she would. I texted her once to ask her what time she'll be reaching school. No reply. Later in the evening that day, i called her once, no reply. :down: The next time we will see each other in class is like 3 days' later.

She hasn't replied me for 36 hours already.

What do you guys think is the problem here?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This goes on till' past midnight
Was she giving you the chance here?

I held her hands, and she held mine tight.
Sign that she trusts you,,and feels you can protect her.

So at the end,,just like you,,I have no idea! Doesn't look like you did anything wrong. Seems like in fact u did everything right (except the part where u fell for the lesbian girl)

She DID let you kiss her,,so... [blah blah the first kiss blah blah don't screw up blah blah] I'm just as lost as you are with this story,,champ.
 

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Well, she's a lesbian.

And you're a guy.

She didn't kiss you back, and told you yous aren't together.. I'd say she just didn't know how to let you down at the time.
 

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Umm all you got was a kiss that was not reciprocated and your subject line is "turned a lesbian straight"? Dream on. Once you've had sex with her report back and maybe you can say that.
 

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If she is full on Lesbian your in for some weird times if this comes to fruition in any way. However I have to agree with TheBucketOfTruth on this one.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ItsTheAttitude said:
The point is what is going through her head right now, and whether she'll hit me a reply.
"Gee, his sister is totally HOT! I wonder if he'll introduce me?"
 

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Yeah it's a he. I think she's just insecure with men.

Well, guess she won't contact me til' we see each other in school on monday. I'm anticipating a cold shoulder, IF she turns up. I'm cool both ways, just curious.

I got a date on monday night with another plate, so we'll see how it goes.
 

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She's probably bi and just thinks it's cool to label herself as a lesbian in a college setting. Regardless, until you score with her you haven't proven anything. It sounds to me like she's still not interested in guys.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Da Realist said:
Why did you kiss her cheek first? If she's not using that mouth, nothing is happening.
For no apparent reason, I was smelling her hair, so I moved on to the cheek.

Lol, I can't wait for Monday and gauge her response. She's probably gonna ignore me and pretend it never happened. :D
 
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