She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Well, you go around and try them on until you find the size that fits you best. This is why most stores have "dressing rooms". If it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit. Short of getting it altered, which is a little extreme for a T-shirt, there isn't anything you can do about beside not buying it and looking somewhere else. Finito.
im not short at all, unless 5'9 is short to you.Originally posted by Alpine
OK so you're a short arse, just admit it.
Make a mental note when chatting up girls to ask them whether they can sow.
Once you've found a Seamstress, bone her, even if she's ugly. Then get her to dart and shorten all your fav. T shirts.
Then dump her.
In my day you just used to tuck 'em in.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Wife beaters are money at pool parties. But I won't wear one around town, looks kinda tackyOriginally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Are you kidding?
Summer is coming buy a ton of wife beaters like me!!