"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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True Love?????????????

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

The weird thing is that there is this gut feeling that she doesn't quite love me.
No she "loves" you alright. She loves you just as much as the other guy/s who bash her clam into chowder when your not around.

3 things you should probably know by now:

* Chicks are emotionally driven which means the word "love" when spoken by a chick is meaningless to you the man. She may very well "love" you when she says it but in the same breath she will love the chocolate cake she binges on the next day or the ONS who picks her up , takes her home and buries her face in his pillow equally.

* LDR's are a joke, and there is no such thing as "relationship". Unless shes fat/ugly or socially inept someone else is nailing her if your not.

* Always trust your gut.
 

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WELL

Say tell her i love her a lot of time too.
and sometimes i give a messages in myspace my
"hey baby <MMMWWAAAHHH>"
 
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