this sh!t happened yesterday and i'm still f*ckin bothered by it...i'm gonna make this sh!t short...i was at my girl's house...i made her orgasmed on her bed...right at the f*ckin same time her dad showed up...opened the door a little and saw her daughter trying to put her panties on and her shorts...i was kneeling down by the end of the bed near her feet...i looked at the door and i couldn't see her dad from the opening...then her dad closed the door and left!!!...me and my girl was thinking that her dad saw us and that he was upset so he left...i have a feeling that her dad didn't see me and we were both cracking up...i hate the fact that her dad saw her without her panties though...but yeah, her dad didn't say anything to her...what do you guys think?...did he see me or not?...shouldn't he flipped out if he did see me?...beat the crap out of me or something?...i'm 20 and she's 17...true f*ckin story...you might think that sh!t was nothing but damn...i was ****!n lucky cuz i brought my brother's car which her dad hasn't seem me used ever so he didn't know i was inside their apartment...i'm still confused though whether he saw me or not!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
true f*ckin story!!!!!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
okay i didn't tell the whole story...her dad left to get his car's tire fixed after and he came back within 30 minutes...when he was about to park i quickly ran out of their house...i hid behind one apartment door and watched him fixed his car and then when he went inside i quickly got in my car and drove out...i was watching him fix his car and he didn't seem to know anything about what happened...imagine if you were my girl's dad...wouldn't you grab my shirt and pull me outside?!?Touchout said:
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Master Don Juan
You ever stop and think that not all dad's go crazy when they find their children having sex? As Touchout said, he probably isn't an idiot.
my girl called me up just now and told me that her mom was asking her if i went to their house yesterday...she's all nervous right now...i told her they won't be asking if they really did see me...they were trying to catch her...her parent's comin home and i'm waiting what's gonna happen...= /
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Your 20 and she's 17? You better becareful she's a minor and if her dad did catch you... What if he reported you to the police? I wouldn't wanna be locked up cause of some under age girl.
i knew her dad didn't see me but my girlfriend couldn't lie...she was asked if i was in the house that day...she didn't wanna say that she was masturbating or something so she told her parents that i was in the room but that i wasn't hiding in the closet like her dad had said...i went back to their house earlier today and her dad came in and looked at me...i don't even know exactly what his facial expression was saying but he sure wasn't too happy...my girlfriend wants me to say sorry and i told her i'm not doing it cuz i know what i was doing and that i would only apologize if i didn't know or mean what i did...seriously though...what do i tell her dad?...or better yet, what do i do?!?!?!
I had this too in Spain...was with a girl on her room and her aunt called her parent's on the beach cuz she thought we were making out...her dad is all bulked up and tatood so I said it may be better if he did not catch us there (btw I know she called because me little brother told me so) *pat's brother*
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.