"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tricky Questions

Diaoz

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Ok, I think I still don't have the DJ thinking patterns and concept yet so I'd appreciate if you guys can give me the concept behind the anwsers to these questions as well. Oh, and please add in questions of yours.

1.) Have you waited long for me?
2.) Why do you love me?
3.) What I like about her?
4.) Why do guys lie?
5.) Most touching act of hers.

I've still got quite alot of these queries and will post them as I recall them. thks
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Knicknack

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Originally posted by Diaoz
Ok, I think I still don't have the DJ thinking patterns and concept yet so I'd appreciate if you guys can give me the concept behind the anwsers to these questions as well. Oh, and please add in questions of yours.

1.) Have you waited long for me?
2.) Why do you love me?
3.) What I like about her?
4.) Why do guys lie?
5.) Most touching act of hers.

I've still got quite alot of these queries and will post them as I recall them. thks
1. "yeah... i've let my parents know about us as well... we are going to get married soon too..."

2. "cause you look good in tight jeans..."

3. "you can cook, clean, and make a lot of money so i can sit at home and look after the tv"

4. "guys lie?????!!!!!!"

5. if she's touching you she wants you. you need to learn how to respond to her touching by gently touching her in return. i like to touch their arms, waist, shoulders, and neck. this usually leads to making out.
 

HuuBinh

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when these questions are asked, the key is not to give her the expected answer. On top of my head, my answers would be:
1. of course i have, about 1 minute.
2. because of the sex.
3. your looks.
4. to get what they want.
 
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