"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i got invited to go down to north carolina (im from Ohio) when school gets out for a week. it was a girl that invited me, but it gets even better. the house were going stay at down there is her friend that is hot. so im going b in a house w/ 2 girls and it automatic ill get some. but thats not the problem. whats the best lie to tell my parents. im going camping w/ a couple guys out of town. im not really good at lieing so i need a good plan. thanks
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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tell them the truth, you are going down to one of your frineds houses. Remember the best lie is a simple lie adn say this girl that you go to school with is also coming down. Make out like there are lots of you goin etc.

What exactly would your parents mind and then omit or fabricate something so that they are enthusiastic about the trip.
 

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I might be stating the obvious, but you never said your parnets wouldn't let you. So just ask them. Sit them down and talk to them about it and how responsible your oing to be
 

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
I might be stating the obvious, but you never said your parnets wouldn't let you. So just ask them. Sit them down and talk to them about it and how responsible your oing to be
The problem with doing this is after you ask and they say "no", you will have a much harder time pulling anything over on them because they will be watching for you to do just that. Of course, they may say "yes".
 

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I just got one question...How do you know you'll automatically get some?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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jonny football hero

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Originally posted by taqueso
The problem with doing this is after you ask and they say "no", you will have a much harder time pulling anything over on them because they will be watching for you to do just that. Of course, they may say "yes".
I appreciate that, it's when they find out about it (trust me, they always do) they'll never let you out again.
 

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Originally posted by milkncereal2
i got invited to go down to north carolina (im from Ohio) when school gets out for a week. it was a girl that invited me, but it gets even better. the house were going stay at down there is her friend that is hot. so im going b in a house w/ 2 girls and it automatic ill get some. but thats not the problem. whats the best lie to tell my parents. im going camping w/ a couple guys out of town. im not really good at lieing so i need a good plan. thanks
Ask yourself why your parents don't want you to go out and do that, bro.

Is it justified? Is it realistic?

You're not going to have sex, either, sorry.
 

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
I appreciate that, it's when they find out about it (trust me, they always do) they'll never let you out again.
It all depends on his parents and his relationship with them. My parents pretty much never found out about anything I didn't want them to. Or they never told me they knew. My sister was usually getting in enough trouble back then that I could keep things under the radar.
 

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it depends why he has to hide it from his parents, cos he can just modify the story, the only trouble is if he has to outright lie
 

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You likely won't get laid.

When you get two women in the same place for an extended period of time (i.e. a week), they will eventually hate each other. It's female-female dynamics - you can't win :D .n Once they hate each other, they need someone else to hate. That's where you come in, unfortunately.

In all seriousness, there's no way you're getting lots of action. I'll put large sums of cash on this one.:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What's with the hating? If the kid throws good game, there's no reason he can't get laid.

About lying, your best bet is to keep it simple. Tell her your going to stay with a few friends, just don't tell them the friends are female. If they call the house where you're staying and one of the girl's answers, tell them it was your friend's sister. It is very possible to pull this off without getting caught.
 

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Dude tell your parents your going on a re-make of Three's Company. OR better yet. Tell them your gay first and give them two offers. ONe you go camping with a bunch of your friends(who are also gay) or you go to this girls house. LOL. I'm just playing.

Tell them your going to a friends house. Tell them its a guy and his siter. When they ask about the sister tlel them she has a boyfriend and is older then you? I dunno. Learn to lie first. Worst thing is messing up. Keep it simple. Tell them the names of the girls. Tell the girls your lie so they don't screw you over. I dunno. Keep it simple like above
 

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Please tell us why exactly your parents would give a damn, cos then yo can fabricate a simple lie that follows the trut has basically as possible. Don't say you wanna go camping, cos thats a dumbass thing and then ud have to bring camping ****. You want something that is as close to the truth as possible.
 

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the reason i need to lie, is um theres only like a 5% chance of them being cool w/ me going there. it would be nice to get some, but if not its still going be a fun ass time. if i told them i was going down w/ a couple of my friends that far away they would want to talk w/ the parents in all probability. i thought about having a couple of friends act like there the mom/dad but i think that idea sucks since parents are good at knowing when someone is lieing
 

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Are you sure your not in the friends zone wit these girls?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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i think if im on top of my game i wont be in the friends category, but if i dont something stupid i could def. be put in the friends category
 
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