"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Triangle" Method (AKA 3 Chicks at the Same Time)

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Great post. This is the situation that everyone on this board should be having.

couple of critiques:
rule 3. My current B was interested in me for awhile but I was commited and kept her as a P. When I regained my freedom I sat around with her still a P and found a new C. After awhile I went straight from P to B with her. I've done this before too so I'm a little confused by why you think it isn't worth doing. Now that I'm thinking about it I would say that if anything were to happen with a couple of my current P's it would only be as FB.

My only other critique is that in the future you should put posts like this in the tips section. By the time I wake up this will be bumped to the third page by the what would a "DJ" do posts.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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^^^ well we'll just have to keep it up here.

Also, I can see where you can move a potential to bootycall easily. But take in stride that this is meant as a novice/advanced beginner method and that move is subject to many problems that could arise. I am not saying that it cannot be done, but just make sure you know what you are doing because a move too early will sacrifice her for any of the three categories.
 

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Originally posted by belividere
Great post. This is the situation that everyone on this board should be having.
Did you read that "Plain & Simple"?...lol I had to
 

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Well it only made it onto page two.

Yeah B is always the one that gives me the biggest headaches and is the least worth it. It really doesn't matter were I've pulled my B crew from they are always the ones with the shortest lifespans. Not that it matters really but that is why I like to keep some P-B's as well as P-C's in the P crew.
 

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somehow this managed to wind up on like page 144. I think this should be bumped up to the top again. Putting yourself in this situation is simpler than expected. Anything less is short-changing yourself.

Best of luck.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by belividere
somehow this managed to wind up on like page 144. I think this should be bumped up to the top again. Putting yourself in this situation is simpler than expected. Anything less is short-changing yourself.

Best of luck.
Damn 144!? Maybe we can get this moved to "Tips"?
 
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