"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Remulak

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These are some ******** phrases I've heard lately, I need a translator!

GUY: "Are you going out tonight?"
GIRL: "I'm not going out if you're not going."

"Jon and Amy do everything together, not like us where we hang out at night and go our seperate ways during the day."

"Be nice!"

"I hate you."

"We don't need to hang out tonight, If you already have plans it's fine."

"Do you like her or something?"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Remulak said:
"Do you like her or something?"
Sounds like a case of the green eyed monster. Maybe a sign of insecurity.
 

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If "be nice!" is said with any hint of a smile or a sparkle in the eyes, even if it's accompanied by a "love tap" on the arm, I've almost always found that to be a good thing. I hear that after teasing girls all the time.
 

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"We don't need to hangout. If you already have plans, that's fine."

What she means is "I want us to hangout tonight, and you should ditch your buddies for me."
 

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Remulak said:
These are some ******** phrases I've heard lately, I need a translator!
GUY: "Are you going out tonight?"
GIRL: "I'm not going out if you're not going."
"I'm broke and since you always pay for everything I'm not going if you are not going"------------My ex played this one all the time

"Jon and Amy do everything together, not like us where we hang out at night and go our seperate ways during the day."
"God you are such an awesome guy and I just want to be with you ALL the time"----watch out, the chick has a serious case of oneitis

"Be nice!"
I agree with choasphere if she says it laughing. If she says it like she's your mom then you could probably translate it like this...."God you have no manners, why the heck are you always embarrassing me"

"I hate you."
"God, I love you, but you get me so frustrated cause you are such a challenge and I can't change you"------Most of the time it means something along those lines unless she just caught you having gay sex with her dad in which case it would probably mean "I hate you". Usually if girls really hate you they won't even speak to you.

"We don't need to hang out tonight, If you already have plans it's fine."
"You better be breaking those crappy plans you made and hanging out with me or you ain't getting in these panties for a week" or "it's OK cause I'm thinking about dumping you soon and there are gonna be alot of cute guys at the party my girls are going to."

"Do you like her or something?"
"I know she's prettier than me and I'm a little insecure about it so will you please stop talking about or looking at her"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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