"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HalfAddict

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What the heck does it mean when a chick says I would get with you but im not ready but you are number one when I am ready -_-

sounds like some BS
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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jprjrjr

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Ask her who the fvck said she gets to decide?

It's kind of like a friend of mine once said. He was pretty overweight, and some chick told him if he lost 100 pounds, she'd have sex with him. He told her if he lost 100 pounds, he wouldn't want to have sex with her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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McKindley

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jpjrjr: you're friend is a ****ing MAN! Takes NO disrespect! I love it when big fat guys have some serious confidence. He knows that, though being 100 lbs overweight is not a healthy way to be, it doesn't make him anyone's *****.

If a girl tells you that she isn't ready, you're number one, blah blah blah, I'd just tell her "well, give me a call when you're ready. If I'm not dating anyone at the time then I might give you a shot."

And after that forget about her and work on some other girls. Don't wait around for her. Move on.
 

duttylove

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translation: when i get tired of horing all the guys the im currently horing i MIGHT fit you in some where if you prove worth of my hordom
 

tmpgstx

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It means there's another guy she has on her list .. do you honestly think she would tell you that you're number two or three? She knows you like her alot, just appeasing you.

It's basically the same as "I'm not ready for relationship right now" with a bit more onto the end of it. Don't waste your time.
 

belividere

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this is a sitation that sounds like she should have already been number 3 on your list before she said this. Do not put all your efforts into a single girl and expect a perfect outcome.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don Juanabbe

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Man that's some serious b*tch behaviour on her part. Who the f*ck does this broad think she is?

You should LJBF this girl immediately.
 
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