"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Transexual detection

Alpine

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There was an episode on Jerry Springer (not that I watch it;) ) and there was a tranny on there. Chap came on and he/she told him and he started beating the cr*p out of him/her.

Best part was he'd been seeing her for well over a year and didn't know . :confused:

So when your next GF says 'Only in the dark and from behind' check out the merchandise with a flashlight.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Island

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I always go for the puzzy, so no worries there.

But how do you tell apart a real woman from a post-op, assuming you're already doing heavy petting?
 

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Originally posted by Island
But how do you tell apart a real woman from a post-op, assuming you're already doing heavy petting?
if you penetrate her/him you will notice that it's kinda different from your regular vagina.
 

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But how do you tell apart a real woman from a post-op, assuming you're already doing heavy petting?
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if you penetrate her/him you will notice that it's kinda different from your regular vagina.
But the thing is, at that point, it's pretty much too late, isn't it?

Also, Centaurion, it IS pretty freaky how convincing some of these trannies can be. There was one on Maury (like I mentioned before) that even AFTER I found out it was a man I was wondering if I would've done her anyway . . . . :-/

Alexi
 

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But the thing is, at that point, it's pretty much too late, isn't it?
You can always stop immediately. If somebody spat in your shot glass of whiskey, there is a difference between suspecting something and asking it to be changed, taking a sip and then stopping immediately, or thoroughly enjoying the strange, slimy bubbly whiskey.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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1 question, are men who undergo a sex change capable of giving birth? If they are well science has gone to far and is playing god, sure science for health is good, infact its more then good its great, but sex changes are fcuked up and should be made illegal, the scientists who came up with it should be shot.

whilst some scientists work on cures for cancer i see others are working on how to change peoples sexes! glad to see there putting there time to good use.
 

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So check mate, say you had a brother who acted like a fag. It then turns out as far as he's concerned he's a woman. Would you deny him the chance to live his life as a 'woman'?
 

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So check mate, say you had a brother who acted like a fag. It then turns out as far as he's concerned he's a woman. Would you deny him the chance to live his life as a 'woman'?
there are other people who are gay, i did not realise sex changes where so common, i would not exactly think the same about him if he did that, for a start i would not know weather to say i have a brother or sister :p
 

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Well for starters you could nick all his designer gear:D

I'm no expert, but I think you are confusing these people with gays. Gay blokes, see themselves as blokes, it's just they fancy other blokes. Trannies see themselves as 'being' the opposite gender.

I'm just wondering if some transvestites are infact lesbian pre ops:D :D
 

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this is a pretty pathetic thread lol, hes sooo worried about transsexuals its unbelievable...

just relax, youll know when youve met a damn tranny, and if you dont, then who cares shes obviously a keeper ;-)













seriously.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What's more pathetic than the fear is advocating ignorance and taking it up the proverbial arse as a just consequence. That may be your thing, shagnscoob, but it is not ours.
 
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