"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Transexual detection

Alpine

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There was an episode on Jerry Springer (not that I watch it;) ) and there was a tranny on there. Chap came on and he/she told him and he started beating the cr*p out of him/her.

Best part was he'd been seeing her for well over a year and didn't know . :confused:

So when your next GF says 'Only in the dark and from behind' check out the merchandise with a flashlight.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Island

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I always go for the puzzy, so no worries there.

But how do you tell apart a real woman from a post-op, assuming you're already doing heavy petting?
 

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Originally posted by Island
But how do you tell apart a real woman from a post-op, assuming you're already doing heavy petting?
if you penetrate her/him you will notice that it's kinda different from your regular vagina.
 

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But how do you tell apart a real woman from a post-op, assuming you're already doing heavy petting?
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if you penetrate her/him you will notice that it's kinda different from your regular vagina.
But the thing is, at that point, it's pretty much too late, isn't it?

Also, Centaurion, it IS pretty freaky how convincing some of these trannies can be. There was one on Maury (like I mentioned before) that even AFTER I found out it was a man I was wondering if I would've done her anyway . . . . :-/

Alexi
 

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But the thing is, at that point, it's pretty much too late, isn't it?
You can always stop immediately. If somebody spat in your shot glass of whiskey, there is a difference between suspecting something and asking it to be changed, taking a sip and then stopping immediately, or thoroughly enjoying the strange, slimy bubbly whiskey.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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1 question, are men who undergo a sex change capable of giving birth? If they are well science has gone to far and is playing god, sure science for health is good, infact its more then good its great, but sex changes are fcuked up and should be made illegal, the scientists who came up with it should be shot.

whilst some scientists work on cures for cancer i see others are working on how to change peoples sexes! glad to see there putting there time to good use.
 

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So check mate, say you had a brother who acted like a fag. It then turns out as far as he's concerned he's a woman. Would you deny him the chance to live his life as a 'woman'?
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Alpine
So check mate, say you had a brother who acted like a fag. It then turns out as far as he's concerned he's a woman. Would you deny him the chance to live his life as a 'woman'?
there are other people who are gay, i did not realise sex changes where so common, i would not exactly think the same about him if he did that, for a start i would not know weather to say i have a brother or sister :p
 

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Well for starters you could nick all his designer gear:D

I'm no expert, but I think you are confusing these people with gays. Gay blokes, see themselves as blokes, it's just they fancy other blokes. Trannies see themselves as 'being' the opposite gender.

I'm just wondering if some transvestites are infact lesbian pre ops:D :D
 

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this is a pretty pathetic thread lol, hes sooo worried about transsexuals its unbelievable...

just relax, youll know when youve met a damn tranny, and if you dont, then who cares shes obviously a keeper ;-)













seriously.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What's more pathetic than the fear is advocating ignorance and taking it up the proverbial arse as a just consequence. That may be your thing, shagnscoob, but it is not ours.
 
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