"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tranny not allowed to fight women in MMA

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/transgender-chloie-jonsson-sues-crossfit_n_4921038.html

A transgender athlete is suing CrossFit after the fitness company allegedly barred her from competing in the women's division of the CrossFit Games.

Chloie Jonsson, a personal trainer and CrossFit athlete living in Los Gatos, Calif., filed a $2.5 million lawsuit against CrossFit for violating her civil rights, TMZ reports. Jonsson alleges she was denied the chance to participate in the women's division, despite the fact that she had gender confirmation surgery in 2006 and is legally recognized as a woman by the state of California.

The company reportedly said she cannot compete because she was born a male.

Full article: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_4921038.html

PIC: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/08/article-2576016-1C20BBC000000578-773_634x629.jpg
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Im all for transgendered rights, but Chloie is off her fvking rocker. Shes still biologically male, which would give her a huge advantage over biologically female fighters.

Jeezus Christ.
 

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A sex change does not change bone structure. She will always have the skeleton of a man, which gives her a big advantage in what is basically a contest to break each other's bones.

Although the law would have to pass almost the highest level of Constitutional scrutiny because it discriminates on the basis of gender, I think it would do so due to the compelling safety interest involved, especially in light of the way concussions are treated by sports lately.

I never met the tranny, but my trainer knows another trainer whose female fighter had to fight her, and got her ass kicked. The tranny is not a skilled fighter, she's just a bigger, stronger skull-clubbing gorilla who exploits her physical advantage.
 

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Tranny is not a 'she', it's still a 'he' with surgically removed parts. Where do people get the time and money to have stupid sh1t like this done
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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