"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Training Women?!

baller

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Any Luck concerning this topic?

I feel that my girlfriend is like a puppy or a baby that i constantly train.
No idea by which pack of wolves she has been growing up with, but training that chick is sometimes interesting and at times really frustrating.
We have been dating for 6 months now, and in the beginning she was shy...now she really hatched through her shell.

Comes from this conservative family; however, she s somewhat a rebel in a small scale.

I just don’t know if I should continue to coach this chick or not to waste my time.


So far she has A in: cooking, started to dress awesome (when we go out a perfect 9-10…other times about a 4-6), caring

Borderline B: working out, sex

F: Disorganization, procrastination, and being punctual.:nono:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I dont really get where you're going with this.

What do you want her to improve on?


Foamy
 

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foamy said:
I dont really get where you're going with this.

What do you want her to improve on?


Foamy
F: Disorganization, procrastination, and being punctual.:trouble:
and yeah, chick absolutely doesn't know how to give good head
 

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I found a long time ago that when I tried to train a girl they would only learn the lesson after I dumped her.

Made me a bit bitter to catch up with an ex to discover her doing all the things for her new man that I wanted her to do for me.

JJ
 

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hmm interesting.
I have discovered how to take care of that.
You have to have an appearance that you are talking to many women at the same time, and she is not the only girl in your life...Make it seem that another, even better one can always take her spot. Also if you don't see her everyday, makes her compete over you. Gotta have that tension..it gets interesting and challenging.
..but i'm running out of ideas////....mayb i should get a book how to train puppies
or


Ps. i know it is kinda crude but guys, you know that women manipulate us every second. typical: "Oh its cold in here..." -you: "okay im going to close the window"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh yeah, the chick gave me two dinner trays on my bday (true i didnt have those lol)... WTF you might say...so did i.

i guess she was planning for her own messy ass to eat on those trays when she comes over

She s getting Dish Sponges tomorrow (6 months anniversary)
 

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my mom always mails me candy.

she won't get it through her head that i eat healthily.

it's really piling up in my drawer.

anybody want to come over and have some candy?
 

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mrRuckus said:
my mom always mails me candy.

she won't get it through her head that i eat healthily.

it's really piling up in my drawer.

anybody want to come over and have some candy?
you trying to say something, dont be a puss and say it:rolleyes:
 
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