"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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tough line to walk

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dannowillbookem

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its tough not being an ass but still being c&f u know? i made a little crack on a girl i talk to online and she got all offended (didnt even tell me she was offended) and then some guy ims me telling me he'll beat my face in if i dont treat her with respect.

then now i dont even talk to her cause god i cant get away with anything i mean wtf. and she was a 9.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah online you dont want to be ****y and funny in my opinion because what makes it c&f is the TONE (the way u say it) and the statement itself. Notice online they dont hear the tone so the statement can esily be misinterpeted for something rude.

And for that chump who talked **** to u......hes probably some AFC whith one itis

-smooth-
 
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lol wtf u expected? u probably said something peverted to that 9 year old when ur 15! lol
 
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He said 'she was a 9'.
An HB9. Not 9yrs old.

But yeah I agree about not being ****y and funny online, because its too hard for the other person to figure out if your serious or not. Just don't do it.

Let the chick know you were kidding. Sound sincere.
 
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ohhh lol my bad! lol well just do like i always do! whenever im kiddin about something i say lol, and instally they know that im just playing around about something that ive said!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I do alot of MSNing with chick I don't know and I always act like I am the hottest guy in the world, but with girls I do know I usually just don't talk at all because it is a good way to screw things up.
 
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I'm really good at c+f online.


I just talk about girls being in love with me and stuff.


example


her: are you coming to that party tonight?
me: you only wish i would, so you can be all like "omg that boy is so cute and i want to totally hug him all the time" to your friends.
her: lol oh yeah totally!
me: i might show up, if youre lucky.
 
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I will usually say something dirty and hen when they say, "you're dirty minded" I will usually say something like, What are you alking about because when I say pvssy, I am talking about cat's.

It works good enough.
 
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sounds good.

i say lol alot but man she def didnt notice it or whatever. and that guy was definetly afc fag.

she said she digged him though? i mean whats up with that?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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08aisaac

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www.teenspot.com is a pretty good chat site if you want to pick up random online chicks and *****s.
 
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